TRANARCHY IN DALSTON

The neon Lycra clad Sink The Pink gang are throwing a New Year’s Bash that’s all about camp tunes, party games and an abundance cocks in frocks. To get you in the mood for their 2011 ender Tranarchy, we asked the Sink The Pinkers to tell us their ingredients for the perfect New Year’s soiree….

  1. Fashion is crucial, Sink The Pink say Lycra catsuits, bad face paint and comedy accessories are key and HUGE for 2012!
  2. Trannies are always right!
  3. The dancefloor is where the fun happens.
  4. A new year is not complete without Wham, Rihanna and Olivia Newton John.
  5. Always have a maize based snack on you for the duration, they fill you up on the disco melt downs, yet you stay thin! Win win win.
  6. ALWAYS wear a fanny pack! You get drunk, you dance, you keep all your bits and bobs right next to your tender area!
  7. Remember that your night determines how your year is going to pan out, FACT! If you pull a minger at the strike of midnight you are des tined to be showered with skank all year long. Remember this!
  8. If you don’t manage a New Year’s snog, jump on the bar, choose a hottie and stage dive into them until you do!
  9. Never eat yellow snow!
  10. Life’s too short to dwell, look forward not back, it’s a new year, a new start, enjoy it and remember, Sink The Pink love you!

• Sink The Pink presents ‘Tranarchy’ at Dalston Superstore (117 Kingsland High St, E8 2PB) on Saturday 31st December, 9pm to 5am, £5 entry all night. Bargain!

• Photo by Jacob love 


 

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