We asked some of your favourite cabaret divas to tell us their New Year’s resolutions…



I must stay chub! In March the third Burger Queen beauty pageant for fatties kicks off at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern… as head show girl I must lead by example!



Tanya Hyde

My New Year’s resolution is to continue with the no smoking. After 10 years I’ve finally got rid of them and i’m feeling great! I hope that all QX readers have a safe and enjoyable 2013 and whatever you do, do it with style!


Vanilla Lush (Supreme Fabulettes)

My New Year’s resolution for 2013: Make the world a more fabulous place. More drag, more shows, more glitter – I won’t rest until there’s glitter everywhere… and I do mean everywhere!


Titti La Camp

Personally, I’m going to tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. Happy New Year to all the gorgeous readers of QX; wishing you all a joyous 2013! May it be one of positive resolutions and not reservations.


Mitzi Macintosh

My New Year’s resolution is to fight for equal rights for gum flappers. Just because I lip sync that doesn’t make me a second-class citizen. I don’t mind if people want to sing, but can they do it in the privacy of their own homes. Don’t go flaunting your sing-a-long lifestyle in front of me. But seriously though, I’m loving the UK and I’m determined that once people get to know what I do that they’ll love it too… maybe. I’d love to wish everybody that has been so supportive a very Happy New Year and I look forward to making many new friends in 2013


Son Ofa Tutu

Miss Tutu is resolved not to have a New Year’s resolution this year as she is sick and tired of breaking them and feeling like a failure. Follow my lead: New Year’s resolutions are for crack heads; wake up and smell the fufu and jollof rice and march straight into 2013 and conquer! Whatever you achieve at the end of the day is what you should have resolved to before the day started! Happy New Year to all QX readers; Much Tutu Love.


Baga Chipz 

My New Year’s resolution is to have a coil put in! I’ve already got 6. No more kids for me, got a fanny like an old welly. And for our Donna Ann to stop nickin’… It’s like DFS in my back room! Happy New Year, ya bastards! Love and vinegar and plenty of battered sausages for 2013!


Crystal D’Canter

Mine’s the same as always – party harder, but drink less… of which I always manage one. Let’s just say it’s not drinking less!
Wishing you all at QX, and, of course, all of the gorgeous readers, a most wonderful 2013.

& Kelly Mild

I will not be making a resolution, as they never stick! I will be carrying on regardless! Here’s to 2013 being a bloody good one!