As We Party London prepares to go international with its ‘WE Airlines’ theme this Sunday, three of WE’s familiar faces share their favourite real-life airline moments…
Paul Heron, DJ
“I once awoke on a flight after a vivid dream that I had been sitting having a wank in my plane seat. It was so vivid that when I woke up I wasn’t sure if I had or not… However, the fact that I did not get arrested for public indecency tells me it was just a dream!”
Ben Kaye, Host
“Flying first class from Sydney was amazing, especially as I was catching the flight back on the 1st January in over 100 degrees, and slightly disco damaged to say the least. I remember being shown to my seat, given a menu to chose my dinner, glass of champagne and a cold flannel placed on my head as, according to the attendant, I looked ‘like I needed it!’ I wanted to stay on that flight forever!”
Mauricio Ortiz, Dancer Coordinator
“During a flight to Chicago a gentleman was having some private time in the toilet but forgot to lock the door. An unfortunate lady opened it and found the guy playing with himself, and she started screaming to get the police! The guy was really embarrassed, and the crew moved him to business class. I don’t know if he ever finished what he started!”
• ‘WE Airlines’ is at The Coronet (28 New Kent Road, Elephant and Castle, SE1 6T) on Sunday 5th May, 11pm-7am.
