Putting the ‘W’ in DWV

Meet Willam Belli (far right). Alongside Detox Icunt and Vicky Vox, she’s the delicious filling in the DWV drag-pop sandwich. They perform at G-A-Y this weekend…

 


Describe yourself in five words…

What kinda Haiku ass question is this? I’m a dickhead. Next.

What’s your worst habit?

Honesty is my worst habit.

If you wasn’t in the world’s biggest drag pop group you would be…

Just fine. I’d be just fine 😉

Tell us a secret about you we shouldn’t know…

Turkey burgers remind me of feet sometimes, but I eat them anyway. Sidenote: I’ve been toe-fucked.

Describe the last guy you pulled…

I dunno. It was from behind and the cheque cleared.

How would a fan get into your pants?

I’m sorry – you must be unclear about who you’re speaking with.

What has been your most embarrassing moment in DWV? Any Michelle Williams a-la Destiny’s Child fuck-ups?

I watch a video at least once a week that Vicky took out Detox falling down some stairs in Belgium. It’s amazing and NOT on the internet. It’s my little treasure.

Who is the sluttiest member of DWV?

Threeway tie. See what I did there? Ha! There is one gogo boy in LA who we like to say had the ultimate ‘Chow Down’ experience because he’s had a mouthful of all of us. I will say this – Detox has the most incriminating photos of all of us.

Who is the most impressive celebrity you’ve met since you became famous?

Katy Perry yelled at us once to ‘Just sing Boy is A Bottom already’ at a private party while we were singing ‘Chow Down’.

And the least?

Amanda Bynes walked in on me pissing at my friend’s house who wrote ‘Easy A’ and was waaay overdressed and sketchy. The bitch was in Leger and YSL 6” Tribute pumps for a rooftop BBQ with more weave than three Iggy Azaleas.

 

• DWV are at G-A-Y at Heaven (Villiers Street, WC2N 6NG) this Saturday 17th May. Discount wristbands from G-A-Y Bar.

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