It’s the sleaziest event of the year, and for the Hoist – that’s saying something!
Calling all filthy pigs and cruising queers; Mr Hoist Rubber is upon us for another year! And what a naughty night they have ahead of you! First things first, have you grabbed a new rubber ensemble? ‘Cause sweetie, you ain’t even gonna be a runner-up if your wearing last years latex. So once you’ve squeezed into something nice and oxygen-restricting, it’s time to decide if you want to enter (the competition, not the sub slut beckoning you over with his rosebud)…
SO, does your bubble butt bulge out of that jock like an ample cleavage? Does your furry chest do the talking through that buckled harness? If so, and you’ve got the balls to enter, you could win the chance to fly to Chicago to represent the UK at Mister International Rubber. We recommend you throw in some of that beauty pageant charm, Casanova charisma and the pervy moves of a porn star.
Along with that, all patrons are in with the chance of winning a weekend in Berlin at the Hoist Basements; your own private chamber of fetishes! But it’s not all about winning great prizes. Why not try bag a prize and then tea-bag a patron? With two whole arches of filthy fun, we’re sure you won’t be lost for ways to unleash your feral urges. Let out your playful side with a ride in the sling, or remain a mystery around by the gloryholes.
The Hoist is also home to the world’s largest wet play zone, so follow the yellow brick road and get drenched like it’s raining. And what’s more, if you can piss a whole pint – you’ll get one free (of beer, not piss). Now you wouldn’t get that at Miss World, would you?
So grab your rubber boots – and other rubbers – and join the dirty dogs in attendance to see who’ll be crowned (and probably pearl necklaced) as Mr Hoist Rubber 2014!
• The Hoist, 47b South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8 1RH. 10pm-late. Members £5 b4 11pm, £7 after, guests £12.50.
