Can’t Beat this Meat

Get your teeth into this! Meat Magazine are launching their seventeenth issue at the RVT. Meat is a super-trendy cult gay zine, with lovely thick matte pages full of lovely thick-thighed hairy men.

 


No smooth, homogenous Bel Ami boys here. Twinks in Tuscany? No THANKYOU. It’s all about otters in Old Street babes. Meat pay homage to the sort of man you might wake up next to after a particularly hard night out at Chicken Cottage. These men have PROPER jobs. They’re not visual merchandisers at the Oxford Street branch of Topshop, they fucking BUILT the Oxford Street branch of Topshop. With their big, bare, calloused hands. Oooft.
But everyone deserves a thick juicy slice of meat, whether you’re a shrivelled little Lidl’s wiener, an ethically farmed Cumberland sausage from Belsize Park Budgens, or even a vegetarian Quorn banger!
So get down to the good old RVT, you meatpackers. You can pick up a free copy of the magazine, and a free Meat tee! Plus a great selection of synth, Sambuca and sausage. In the words of Soho slag Baga Chipz; “I’ll batter your sausage for 80p, and I love to be covered in daddy’s sauce!”
As well as all that, DOUCHE BAG’s Michael Kelly will be DJing and Harry Clayton-Wright will be hosting. What a sausage fest!

 

• Meat Seventeen is at the Royal Vauxhall Taver n (372 Kennington Lane, SE11 5HY) on Friday 12th June, 10:30pm-4am. £5.

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