XXL Halloween: Bear Halloween Costumes

To celebrate XXL’s bangin, seriously spooky Halloween bash on Saturday October 31st, we’ve compiled a list of the best Halloween bear looks! Next year we might do bottom Halloween bear looks. Jockstraps and honey-flavoured lube, lolz. Kidding! These Halloween looks are suitable for top bears and bottom bears! And even vers bears! We don’t discriminate here at QX. 

So here it is! GAY BEAR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES. Stand out from the crowd at XXL Halloween. With more hot bears than you can shake a stick at and Wayne G doing his iconic DJ set, it’ll be a hell of a Halloween crowd to stand out from!

 


Wonder Woman

ICONIC. Ready that fist-pumping action because it’s WONDERWOMAN! *Pumps fist*. No, that was NOT a fisting joke. But we’ve said the word fisting now, so that’s what you’ll be thinking. Now this outfit will take a bit of commitment. You’ll need a wig for this one, and some gold boots, and a tiara. If nothing else WEAR THE TIARA.

 

Mario & Luigi

Fast becoming a camp Halloween classic! Who’d have thought when you were dodging banana skins on Mario Kart during your A-Levels, that you’d end up in a vast gay club by the Thames, dressed as a hot gay NINTENDO SLUT. Batteries not included! See how many rings you can collect, and maybe pull a hot Bowser! Look out for Princess Peach though, she does a fashion column for Vice now and she’s turned into a right cow. Dyed her hair blue and everything. She thinks she’s “edgy.” Essentials for this outfit are leather suspenders, a red/green baseball cap, and a moustache. The rest you can improvise.

 

Misty from Pokemon

Another iconic character from the Nintendo canon. Misty from Pokemon! She was sort of a gay icon wasn’t she. FEISTY. Anyway she’d love XXL, if she were real. She’d ride her Gyrados straight to the bar and demand a WKD Blue. Psyduck used strobe light and free entry guestlist! It was super-effective! All you need for Misty is denim hotpants (DON’T pretend you haven’t got a pair of denim hotpants), a yellow t-shirt, and black suspenders. Suspenders again! They love suspenders over at Nintendo don’t they. Kinky bastards.

 

A Bear

A good costume in that it will use up minimal effort and cost. If you are a bear, there is no preparation required. Yay!

 

• XXL @ Pulse, 1 Invicta Plaza, Southwark, SE1 9UF. 10pm-7am. £15 guests, £8 members.

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