XXL ♥ Movember

XXL are throwing a shindig in honour of Movember! XXL knows all about moustaches! Moustaches at XXL are like fish in the sea. Always there, and always WET. Sorry, that was a really odd comparison. But YEAH, in true XXL style, they’re having a big ole’ strobe light-spattered party in association with the men’s health charity, working to change men’s attitudes towards seeking help for various illnesses and conditions. 

They’ll be helped along by a host of heinous homosexual performers in the cabaret bar from 10pm, as well as their stalwart DJ of amazingness Wayne G in the main room. We’ve laid out a little performer guide for you below, so you know what you’re letting yourself in for. So fasten your seatbelts and comb your moustaches!

 


Doctor Woof

Lock up your dogs! It’s Doctor Woof. He’s like if Mother Theresa and Rocco Steele had a baby. We did NOT just say that. Jesus Christ. Or not, as the case may be. Doctor Woof is MAD. We love him! One of his accessories is a giant flashing crucifix. He sweeps about the stage with contained urgency and stylish elan, pontificating and, sometimes, singing. He’ll steal your heart, and he might steal the condoms and lube in your back pocket. Woof!

 

Baby Lame
She’s a one, that Baby Lame! Think Gene Simmons meets Angelica from the Rugrats. Pink! Fluffy! Rock and roll! She lipsyncs. She gyrates. She sticks her tongue out. If you ‘re particularly unlucky, she might pluck you from the audience, drag you up on stage and tie you to a chair. But what’s a Saturday night without the risk of getting tied to a chair?!

 

LoUis CYfer
LoUis CYfer is a drag king. Drag kings are the new drag queens. Give it a year or so and drag kings will have taken over. We think Donald Trump is a drag king. Anyway LoUis CYfer is way hotter than Donald Trump. In fact we’ve got a bit of a crush on him (LoUis CYfer, not Donald Trump). He wears tight leather pants and the way he handles a microphone makes us weak at the knees! *passes hand across forehead, faints onto XXL leather sofa*

 

• XXL Movember is on Saturday 21st November at Pulse (1 Invicta Plaza, SE1 9UF), 10pm – 7am. £15 entry, £8 for members.

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