Break out the talcum powder, because it’s that time again! Yes, The Hoist is on the lookout for Mr Hoist Rubber 2016. It’s their 20th year too, so they’ll be pulling out all the stops with two whole arches of utter sleaze to please you.
Proceedings will be presided over by the lovely Larry Latex, who told us; “Mr Hoist Rubber is the hottest rubber contest this side of Chicago. Expect hot rubber sirs, eager latex boys and pups, plus anything in between. It’s gonna rock!”
Hoist head honcho Unkut Kurt added: “This is my favourite party of the year. It’s normally so busy and sexy that I can’t help myself, I usually end up somewhere in the huge wet area doing, well you know…” I think we do know, Kurt, you dirty dog!
“The prizes for the contest this year are bigger and better then ever before! Expectations London, who have by far the best rubber gear selection on the planet, have gone all the way with prizes worth over £500 for the winner alone. Plus, there are prizes for Best Rubber outfit, Best Pup and – my personal favourite – our outrageous piss a pint, get a pint free competition.”
So there you go, get involved! The winner gets the chance to represent the UK in Mister International Rubber in Chicago too, so it’s worth a punt. I mean who can resist the appeal of a Chicago hot dog? Or a hot Chicago pup?
• Mr Hoist Rubber 2016 is on Saturday 21st May at The Hoist (Railway Arch 47c, South Lambeth Road, SW8 1SR). Guests £15/ members £5 before 11pm, £7 after.
