Get Into Gear For Fetish Week

It’s Fetish Week time again! Seven days of sexy, sweaty salaciousness for you to discover your naughty side. Or, if you’ve already discovered your naughty side, to REDISCOVER your naughty side! And be even naughtier than last time! YES!

Because we’re experts in fetish and fucking (well, some of us are quite wholesome actually – except Stacey in Accounts, she’s not) we’ve decided to compile a list of essentials for fetish week. The perfect accessories for a pelvis-thrustingly, poppers-sniffingly, leather-wipingly wild week!

 


Sheets of San Francisco Rubber Sheets

Rubber sheets! Fun and frolics on a wipe-clean surface! You can spray anything you want over it and it doesn’t matter. Whether it’s the obvious selection of bodily fluids or…prosecco! You could pour prosecco all over it then lick it off. That’d be fun in a Lindsay Lohan sort of way.

Funsheet plus fitted sheet from $192, sheetsofsanfrancisco.com

 


Clone Zone Spit Lube

Spit Lube was designed by gay men, for gay men. A bit like Sex & The City. Spit & The City. Sex & The Spitty. That’d be a very different show wouldn’t it. Anyway, it means it’s very well-equipped to deal with anal, which is always good. And it’s pump-top, so no fiddling around with sachets! Ooh and you shake it to activate the formula, which we love. There’s something quite space age about it. Quite Bourne Ultimatum. Maybe Matt Damon uses Spit Lube. Hot.

SPIT 250ml twin pack from £18.99, clonezonedirect.co.uk

 


Sky Hi Poppers

Good old poppers! They’re legal, hooray! We were in dangerous territory there for a bit weren’t we. Anyway, now you can buy them totally guilt-free. Sky Hi have got a great selection, and you can bulk buy them, in a variety of flavours. Is flavours the right word? Scents? Whatevs, you know what we mean. You can even buy them in a tray, like takeaway coffee! Bring them into the office instead of coffee in the morning and see what happens. KIDDING.

Aromas Tray available from £65, skyhi.me.uk

 


Fetish Freak

Fetish Freak is one of London’s best independent stores for gay men. They serve everything, from basics like condoms and poppers, to more specialised stuff like restraints and masks. They’re running a raffle during fetish week too, so it’s worth popping into their store! Free tickets with every purchase over £10, and the chance to win prizes worth £100’s.

76 Bolton Crescent, Oval, SE5 0SE. Or shop online at fetishfreak.co.uk

 


UK Red Sling Frames

When conventional sex just isn’t exciting enough any more, get yerself in a sling! Sling yer hook! Slings ARE very sexy. It’s something about the surrendering of control that’s hot. And UK Red’s Lightweight Sling lets you make full use of this fun fetish in a safe way! It’s both light, and designed to hold 300kg, so there’s no danger of ungainly collapsing.

£400, ukred.co.uk

 


Recon App

Recon is perfect for finding your ideal partner in fetish crime! You can search according to which fetish they have, and there are over 45,000 members! That’s a lot of fetish. It covers leather, BDSM, kink and more.

To download, go to recon.com or search “Recon” on the App Store.

 


Electrastim

We love Electrastim! There’s something really sleek and stylish and technological about them. It’s all things that vibrate and strobe and oscillate for your orgasmic pleasure! One of our favourite is the Wave Electro Dildo. 5.5 inches of stimulating, gorgeously crafted joy!

Wave Electro Dildo, £109, electrastim.com.

 


Expectations

Old Street-based Expectations are notorious for their well-stocked selection of everything fetish, from lube to leather. Speaking of leather, they’ve particularly got loads of leather gear – leather boots, leather t-shirts, leather cuffs – all sorts! We particularly like their rear-zip leather jeans. Saucy!

Rear-Zip Leather Jeans £229. Expectations, 75 Great Eastern Street, EC2A 3RY. Shop online at expectations.co.uk

 


Freedoms Shop Condoms

Freedom Shop is THE place to go for condoms, in a variety of sizes, colours and flavours! There’s a selection of brands, from cheap and cheerful Mates condoms, to slick and classy Skyns (you can get a pack of 72 for £23.99 – usually Skyns are expensive so that’s a major bargain!). You can get extra large, you can get ribbed, you can get banana flavoured…you can get all sorts! You could even just get a normal one. But where would be the fun in that?

Shag Packs from £7, freedoms-shop.com

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