Haha wow, this looks mad! And that’s not a criticism, we love mad! The madder the better! We’re mad ourselves here at QX. Honestly, the other day we tipped a coffee table over. Sometimes we don’t pay for apples at self-service checkouts. MAD.
Fucking Good Time is the new Thursday night party hitting Soho with gleefully unapologetic abandon. Kiss boys! Kiss girls! Get your tits out! Apparently you get a free shot if you get your tits out. We love that too. That should be a rule for everywhere.
It’s all about cheap booze, cheap boys and cheap thrills! Maybe that’s why we love the sound of it so much, we LOVE cheap boys. Cheap and nasty. With tribal tattoos and eyebrow piercings. Called, like, Daz. Phwoar! And cheap booze, well, we don’t need to convince you on that front do we. EVERYONE loves cheap booze. And as for cheap thrills, it’s a song by SIA, so you can’t argue with that.
It’s all going to be very SLUTTY and TRASHY. And we only ever use those words as compliments, so that’s meant as a most esteemed compliment dahhling. All the best things are slutty and trashy. Gay porn. Katie Price. Lady Lloyd. Slutty and trashy is the new classy and posh. Speaking of slutty and trashy, they’re also gonna have GOGO BOYS and STRIPPERS and SHOT BOYS. Yes! It’ll be like Ricky Martin’s yacht up in here! Amazeballs. Go down and get into it!
• Opening Thursdays from September 29th. Klub, 30 Lisle Street, WC2H 7BA. 10pm – 3am. £3 before midnight, £5 after.
