Everyone’s favourite merchants of filth and fetish, Recon, have released a new range of Recon cycling gear. I know what you’re thinking.
You’re probably thinking it’s going to be some sort of dildo-seat mechanism or lycra gimp masks. Well, you’d be wrong. It’s actually just high-quality, Recon-branded cycling gear. Of course, you’re welcome to wear it to whatever kink night you’re into and cover it in unspeakable fluids, but you can also just wear it to cycle in!
Not many other fetish items also have a practical application. Maybe we’re wrong. Perhaps you could hang your washing out on a sling or hammer in nails with one of those Fucking Machines.
At the moment, there’s a cute little cycling cap, a skin-tight jersey and some of those all-in-one bib shorts that have a RE-ENFORCED GUSSET. The word GUSSET isn’t used enough in everyday parlance, so it’s always good when you have a genuine reason to say it. GUSSET.
But, anyway, they’re all made of lightweight yet hardwearing performance fabrics that’ll keep you cool and won’t chafe. And, perhaps most importantly, they’re guaranteed to attract knowing glances wherever you go from pedestrians and drivers alike. When we cycle, we spend the vast majority of the time hypnotised by the arse of whoever cycling in front and if it were emblazoned with Recon, we’d have all the more reason to.
So if you, or someone you know, are a cyclist in the streets and a freak in the sheets (of San Francisco), then Recon’s new range of cycling gear will ensure you can go from cycle superhighway to sex club without even needing to change.
• For more info on Recon cycling gear or to purchase their products, head to recon.com
• Keep an eye out on Recon’s social media for competitions on where you can win the whole collection of Recon cycling gear, or buy them online at recon.com/store
