Ten Men Dua Lipa Would Tell You Not To Pick Up The Phone To

What is it that you remember MOST after you meet an attractive gentleman? Some say his eyes, some say his smile, some say er…the other thing. But for most people, it’s actually scent!

There’s something about fragrant pheromones that really sticks with us. And if you think about it, smell does tend to be the most evocative aspect of our memory. Ever had a spritz of cologne in John Lewis and suddenly been reminded of that absolute bastard of an ex who ditched you in Gran Canaria? Us too.

Anyway, there are bespoke creators of wonderous wafts, fittingly called Waft, who are making a scent inclusively geared towards gay men! We’ve been wanting this for ages because we’ve always wondered – fragrances for straight men contain pheromones that are supposed to attract women. And women’s fragrances are supposed to attract men. So…should…we…wear…women’s perfume? We don’t have an ISSUE with wearing women’s perfume, it’s very nice, but it’d be nicer if there were something just for us!

Now there is. The WaftLab allows you to create your very own, fully customisable fragrance. You choose the name. You choose the ingredients. They make it and then deliver to your door.

To make matters even better, as well as choosing the name of your custom fragrance, every bottle is unique, because you can choose what goes in it. So if you’re dating a man with a spicy, defiant personality, perhaps put some punchy spices in it.

So we at QX decided to make our very own scent – and we chose to make the world’s first bottle of BAD BOY, our very own unique fragrance!

In honour of Bad Boy, we’ve decided to do a list of our fave bad boys. Because we love a list. And we love bad boys! So here we go!

Idris Elba

Idris Elba is the hottest man in Hollywood. There, we said it. He played a tiger in the live action Disney remake of The Jungle Book, and he’s a tiger in the bedroom as well. You can just tell. He’d flip you over and burn a cigar on your back. OOF!

Danny Dyer

Everyone’s favourite bad boy, Danny Dyer! His voice alone is enough to give us shivers. Although, we feel like he’s actually probably NOT that much of a bad boy. He’s a pussycat really.

Trey Songz

So utterly gorge. Look at that SMILE. Trey Songz is the sort of man who’d take you for a drive, swig whiskey at the wheel, crash his Lambhorgini into a tree, and then have sex with you on the bonnet of it. An ideal Tuesday night!

Jason from Footballers’ Wives

Considering Footballers Wives was a fairly niche TV show, that went off the air over ten years ago, we go on about Jason a disproportionate amount. He was a SORT though. He wouldn’t even bother taking your knickers off, he’d just push them to one side.

Bruce Willis

We’re talking about the EARLY Bruce Willis, the Die Hard/Fifth Element Bruce Willis, who was always in tank tops and covered in oil. OIL US UP, BRUCE.

Bad Boys by Alexandra Burke

A stomper of a song by an excellent pop star.

Ken Rodeo

If you’re not familiar with the work of Ken Rodeo, look him up on Google Images, and you’ll see why we’re saying he’s a “bad boy”. Don’t do it at work though.

Jeremy Meeks

We couldn’t NOT include Jeremy Meeks in this. An obvious choice for hot bad boy, but an accurate one.

King Felipe of Spain

Definitely has bad boy daddy vibes. Also he’s recently been trying to suppress democracy. If that’s not bad boy behaviour we don’t know what is!

Luke Evans

We love Luke Evans. We’re not sure if he actually IS a bad boy, but he looks like a bad boy, and that’s enough for us.

For your spritz of your own custom-designed delicious fragrance goodness, head to waft.com/lgbt to craft and order your very own unique fragrance, individual to you.

Or order a bottle now for your own bad boy man. He will love you for it.

Order by 18th December, for delivery by Christmas.

 

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