Kylie’s releasing a new single this month!

GIRD YOUR LOINS, GAYS! Queen of poppers o’clock pop and spangly showgirl outfits Kylie Minogue is releasing a single later this month.

It’s called DANCING, and an album called ‘Golden’ is set to follow. Promising names. ‘Dancing’ and ‘Golden’ don’t sound too ballad-ish. But she did apparently record it in country music capital Nashville, and it was against the backdrop of her break-up with sweater-wearing sex god Joshua Sasse.

“Nashville had a profound effect on me.” she said in a recent interview with The Sun.

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Uh-oh. STEP AWAY FROM THE GUITAR, KYLIE.

Anyway, we’re sure whatever she does, it’ll be camp, because it always is. We’re just happy she’s not still at an Australia YES Vote house party – if her Instagram posts were anything to go by, she seemed to be at one for about three weeks and we were starting to worry.

In more music news, Dua Lipa’s dropping a new music video TOMORROW. But y’know, one thing at a time. There’s only so much we can take.

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