Get Yer Rocks Off! This week’s sex and fetish diary

 Your guide to this week’s dirtiest, most debauched goings on!

 

SPECIAL PICKS OF THE WEEK 

Horse Fair
Thursday 24th May
Jamie HP and his band of miscreants are back once again for one of London’s most daring and adventurous fetish nights. Horse Fair merges restraint with anonymity to cater to your deepest untapped sexual fantasies. Submissive “mares” offer themselves to dominant “stallions” without seeing their faces, while “stable boys” are on hand to ensure that it remains a safe, controlled environment. Mares are to wear boots or trainers and a harness, while stallions are to wear leather, jock, harness shorts, or just anything sexy.
The Stable, 29 Endell Street, WC2H 9BA. 8:45pm onwards. £12 entry per person. Password sent via text – full details at jamiehp.co.uk

Club CP
Tuesday 29th May
Are YOU into spanking and general corporal punishment? Do you love the feel of a gruff man’s big strong hand beating your backside? Then Club CP is for you! With a full bar, a video room playing spanking vids and even benches to bend over! All the mod cons.
Bunker Bar, 217 City Road, EC1V 1JN. 7pm – 11pm. £7 non-members, £6 members.

 

Saunas

Chariots
Situated in two prime locations in the capital, Chariots is the undisputed emperor of London’s sauna empire! More steam, towels and muscles than you can shake a locker key at!
www.chariots.co.uk

Rail Arches 63-64,
Albert Embankment SE1 7TP
12pm–8am Monday to Thursday, 
then 12pm-8am Monday.
£19 entry.

The Stable
29 Endell Street, Covent Garden, WC2H 9BA
12pm-11.30pm Monday to Saturday, Sunday 12pm-10pm
£19 entry, under 25s £10
Sexy steamy fun tucked away in the heart of London’s classiest shopping district. Who’d have thought it!

 Pleasuredrome
124 Cornwall Road, SE1 8XE.
Widely regarded as the city’s most famous sauna, providing fun in a clean and classy environment!
www.pleasuredrome.com
24 hours all week.
£17 entry, £12 under 25’s with proof of age.
£12 with QX advert.

Locker Room
8 Cleaver St, SE11 4DP.
Cosy sauna in a convenient corner of Kennington. Lock yourself into the Locker Room for fun and frolics.
www.lockerroomsauna.com
11am-12am Monday to Thursday, 24 hours Friday – Sunday (closes midnight Sunday).
£13 entry, £20 weekend pass.

Sweatbox
1 – 2 Ramillies Street, W1F 7LN.
Soho’s only sauna attracts a young hot crowd with its ambient lighting and under 25 discounts. There’s even a mirrored room! Scintillating.
www.sweatboxsoho.com
24 hours all week.
£17 entry 24hr pass, £19 – 48hr pass.
£10 for under 25s.

Sailors Sauna
Limehouse’s Sailors Sauna is a sexy, salubrious port in the choppy waters of London’s gay scene, now with a roof garden!
www.sailorssauna.com

570-574 Commercial Rd, E14 7JD.
Sunday to Thursday 11am–11pm, Friday & Saturday 11am – 8am.
£17 Entry.

 

 

Your Dirty Diary – Wednesday 23rd May


The Backstreet: Buff
at Wentworth Mews, London E3 4UA. 6pm-10pm, £9 members/£10 guests (free drink/coat check). Horny, naked cruise party.

Vault: Cruise/Underwear at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. Cruise, 1pm-7pm, £9. Followed by Underwear, 7pm-1am, £9, free drink, cloakroom and re-entry. Get down to your underwear.

The Bloc: JOXXX XXXtra Time Launch at 65 Goding Street, SE11 5AW, 6pm-2am, £10 (inc free drink and coat check), under 25s free – Bloc South’s horny Sunday evening party launches on Wednesday as well. Strip down to your jock and cruise the 3 play areas. Now open earlier at 6pm for 3 more hours of cruising.

 

Your Dirty Diary – Thursday 24th May

 

Vault: Cruise/Stripped at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. Cruise, 1-7pm, £9. Followed by Stripped 7pm-1am £9 naked only

Teds Place: TV/TS Party Night at 305a North End Rd, Fulham, W14 9NS. 7pm-midnight, £5. – Night for lovers of trans, drag and gay beauties. Something for everyone!

The Stable: Horse Fair at 29 Endell Street, WC2H 9BA. Sub/dom fun for stallions and their mares. 9pm – 2am. £12 entry.

 

Your Dirty Diary – Friday 25th May

The Bloc: Brut Black at 65 Goding Street, SE11 5AW, 10pm – 5am – Extra dark version of the hot and hairy Brut party, with DJ sets from Tafkanik, LCB and Juliano Juliano. 

OUT at Protocol, Lightbox Entrance, 6A South Lambeth Place, SW8 1SP. 11pm – 3am. Under 25s/conc £5, £7 OTD. A fusion of cruising and music for hot boys into hot tunes! Glendora hosts an amateur strip contest with £100 prize, plus XXX performances.

Vault: Cruise at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. 1pm-1am, £9. Free drink, cloakroom and re-entry. Horny cruise spot minutes from the West End.

Teds Place: Cruise & Dark Room at 305a Northend Road, Fulham, W14 9NS, 7pm-midnight, £4– A horny night in the cruisey basement club in West London.

 

Your Dirty Diary – Saturday 26th May

 

Vault: Cruise at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. 1pm-1am. £9. Free drink, cloakroom, re-entry. Dark corners, catch a dirty movie, indulge your carnal side.

The Backstreet: Buff at Wentworth Mews, E3 4UA. 6pm-10pm, £9 members/£10 guests (free drink/coat check). Horny, naked cruise party, with video screens and pumping sounds.

Bloc South: Ruff at 65 Goding Street, Vauxhall, SE11 5AW, 10pm-5am, £10 entry, £5 with flyer. Brand new party for guys into harnesses!

 

Your Dirty Diary – Sunday 27th May

 

Vault: Underwear/Cruise at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. Underwear, 1-7pm, £9. Cruise, 7pm-1am, £9, free drink, cloakroom and re-entry, just pants b4 7pm, then cruise ‘til late. Under 25’s go free.

The Backstreet: Buff at Wentworth Mews, E3 4UA. 6pm-10pm, £9 members/£10 guests (free drink/coat check). Horny, naked cruise party, with video screens and pumping sounds.

Fire: SBN/NBN at Fire (Lightbox Entrance), 6a South Lambeth Place, SW8 1SP, Members £14, Guests £17 SBN 2pm-9pm – the UK’s largest naked party, with horny beats from Tony Latex and Lee Harris, and XXX performances followed by NBN 6pm-9pm. Join the fun in your pants.

The Bloc: Brut Old Skool Rave at 65 Goding Street, Vauxhall, SE11 5AW, 10pm – 5am. Bank holiday Brut with DJ action from Amyl, Rob C and LCB. 

Teds Place: TV/ TS/ Chill Out at 305a North End Road, Fulham, W14 9NS. 7pm-2am, £3 b4 10pm, £5 after – A horny night in the cruisey basement club in West London.

 

Your Dirty Diary – Monday 28th May

 

Fire: Bank Holiday Monday SBN/NBN at 6A South Lambeth Place, SW8 1SP. Members £14, guests £17. SBN 2pm – 8pm – Bank Holiday edition of the weekly cruise party, with play zones and sounds from Tony Latex. Followed by NBN 6pm – 8pm. Join the fun in your pants!

Vault: Cruise/ Stripped at Vault, 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. Cruise, 1-7pm, £9. Stripped, 7pm-1am, £9, free drink, cloakroom and re-entry, horny cruise session first, before naked time (except footwear)

Teds Place: TV/TS Admirers & Gay at 305a North End Rd, Fulham, W14 9NS. 7pm-midnight, £4, free for TV/TS. – Night for lovers of trans, drag and gay beauties. Something for everyone!

 

 

Your Dirty Diary – Tuesday 29th May

           

Vault: Cruise at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. 1pm-1am. £9. Cruising session at this horny hot spot.

Bunker Bar: Club CP at 217 City Road, EC1V 1JN, 6pm-10pm, £7 members, £8 non-members – Get red raw at this spanking and CP party for men, with plenty of equipment and dirty vids.

Teds Place: Underwear/Naked at 305s North End Rd, Fulham, W14 9NS. 7pm-midnight, £5, – A horny night in the cruisey basement club in West London.

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