For many, the typical reaction to seeing a ghost would lie somewhere between “DEAR CHRIS” and “I’M JUMPING OUT OF THIS WINDOW”, but for a few very *cough* unique individuals out there, they get hot under the collar and undress.
Going one step further than taking their clothes off, ghosts have taken their whole body off in a bid to have some seriously freaky sex. We’re into it. Reclined on a chaise longue in a slinky silk nighty, in the living room of a Victorian haunted manor house, when all of a sudden you feel something come over you. You clutch your pearls as you let some ghostly figure stick it in. We suppose the good thing about being dead is they’re sure to last longer than your average Joe, and when they go down they don’t need to come up for air.
Anyway, here are the top 5 people who have had sex with ghosts:
Amethyst Realm
First of all, what a name. Her fiance left her alone at their country house for a few nights, and she starts feeling a presence in her home. After feeling the presence was strongest in her spare bedroom, she threw on a nighty and laid back on that spare bed. Just as she had grown tired of waiting for the presence to interact with her, almost falling asleep, IT HAPPENED. She had sex with a ghost and climaxed with the spectral presence. She enjoyed it so much, she’s made a habit of it. Since then she’s given up with living men and is currently hoping to become pregnant. Good luck to you, girl.
Marie Melsh
You’ve gotta love, Oprah. This is the kind of content that has made her a worldwide star, and unimaginably rich. Marie came home on a summer’s day and sat in front of a fan to cool herself down while smoking a cigarette. She then realised that the carpet she was sitting on was covered in writing, including her father’s name and messages calling her a whore. After calling for help from her children, she was reassured. One night she was lying in her bed and awoke to find herself in the throes of an intense sexual experience. Opening her eyes she saw that she was alone in her room… or so she thought. It hasn’t happened to Marie since, and she seems very miffed about it.
Bobby Brown
Yes, really. In his memoir Everly Little Step: My Story, along with claims that Whitney Huston was bisexual, another story stood out to many as being particularly strange. After moving into a new Atlanta mansion he had purchased in the late ’90s, that was previously owned by Mike ”The Scarface of Sex” Thevis, he had a sexual encounter with a ghost. In an interview with US Weekly, he shared that:
“One memorable night, one of the ghosts descended from the ceiling and had sex with me. After you stop laughing, I need you to hear what I’m saying because I’m not making this up. And let me add this: This was before I ever touched any drug besides weed and alcohol.”
“I looked up and in the mirrors, I could actually see a white woman straddling me on the bed.”
Amanda Teague
There are very few headlines that draw as much attention as “My Husband is 300-year-old ghost pirate”. They married in a beautiful ceremony in international waters, since posthumous marriages are illegal in the UK. She gave up her career as a Captain Jack Sparrow impersonator to marry herself a real pirate by the name of Jack. Taking to the internet to share her sexual experiences with her husband, she stated that “spiritual sex is all about being able to feel the energy. It’s nothing to do with masturbation”. She goes on to advise that “missionary is probably the best place to start with because it’s easier to feel their weight and take it from there”.
Ke$ha
Omg, remember this? She’s a freak and we love it. “I did have sexy times with a ghosts”, she shared in an interview on 4 Music. “It was fun, and erotic, and spooky, and it was weird but it DID happen”. It happened during her time living in Rural Canyon that a ghost just wouldn’t let her sleep. Wanting to commemorate the event, she wrote the song ‘Supernatural’ that was about the experience. She told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show that “It did scare me but that’s the fun of it”.
