South London

    The Bridge 8 Voltaire Road London SW4 6DH Click for map
    Brand new venue from the Orange Nation group aiming to bring a sexy, plush late night experience to Vauxhall.
    Late Bars
    Kazbar 50 Clapham High Street London SW4 7UL Click for map
    A fab drinking den in trendy Clapham that attracts a wide cross-section of Sarf London cuties, with plasma screens playing top music video, hot bar boys and a friendly crowd.
    Two Brewers 114 Clapham High Street London SW4 7UJ Click for map
    The long-running, legendary cabaret venue has played host to scores of talented acts and big names over the years – and still does. Not only that, but there’s a good dose of camp clubbage and great value bar goodness with scores of fun and friendly local lovelies. Be wowed by drag deliciousness and then dance ‘til the early hours in the club at the back – one of Sarf London’s finest.
    Area 67-68 Albert Embankment London SE1 7TP Click for map
    This hugely popular venue boasts three rooms, the legendary chill-out terrace (heated for winter, amazing in summer) and a multitude of top nights. Onyx spins house, tech and pop to a young, party animal crowd on Friday nights and the legendary Beyond Afterhours continues to pack them in on Sunday morning.
    Barcode 69 Albert Embankment London SE11 5AW Click for map
    Modern and minimalist in design, masculine in crowd. Open 7 days a week, you can cruise and schmooze in the front bar with some top DJs spinning house tuneage, chill-out on the first floor or get thumpin’ and jumpin’ to some top DJ talent in the club at the back. The weekend boasts late openings and club fun at bar prices. There’s even Bear Line Dancing on Tuesday nights.
    Club Colosseum 1 Nine Elms Lane London SW8 5NQ Click for map
    This huge club sees many top club nights pass through its doors, featuring a stunning main floor, sound and lighting system and two more rooms to groove in. Monthly night Bootylicious sees some beautiful boiz bouncing booty to R&B, dancehall and ragga tuneage.
    Coronet 26-28 New Kent Road London SE1 6TJ Click for map
    Colossal theatre-style club space that houses regular giant club events, with a big focus on performance and stage shows.
    Eagle London 349 Kennington Lane London SE11 5QY Click for map
    Eagle London is Vauxhall’s insanely sociable venue. With a mix of cruise nights and hot club nights, it’s the ultimate melting pot of blokes, beats and good times. Fridays are Tonker for bears and their pals – the tag line is booze, cruise and tunes! (And they mean it!) Saturdays have a rotating run of club nights from the serious sounds of The Den, to the madness of Trannyshack via the eclectic tunes of Carpet Burn, and the monthly man-fest that is R18. Sundays feature the monumental Horse Meat Disco, which has brought disco right up to date with a massive nod to past legends. Monday to Thursday is classic Eagle Cruise… you won’t leave disappointed.
    Fire 40 Parry Street London SW8 1RT Click for map
    If you don’t know Fire, you don’t know clubbing. It’s synonymous in the brain of many a homoxial Londoner with hardcore good times. Featuring four rooms of turbo-boosted dancefloor action, there’s a whole roster of top club nights. Gravity gets the weekend started early, playing top house tunes to a sexy crowd on Thursday nights. Saturday morning’s A:M afterhours brings sexy electro on the main floor, with some old school vinyl stylee in the lounge, as Lovechild provides for regular heart-thumping Saturday nights bop-a-thons of hard-bodied studs and frenetic beats. Orange, the night that started it all off, is still providing some full-flavoured, citric goodness on Sunday nights.
    Pulse 1 Invicta Plaza London SE1 9UF Click for map
    London’s newest superclub in the heart of the Southbank featuring the most up-to-date sound system, lights and clubbing experience.
    RVT 372 Kennington Lane London SE11 5HY Click for map
     The fabulous and eclectic RVT packs them in every day of the week with their variety of club nights, cabaret, theatre, comedy, live music, discussions and much more. Eyes down for Bingo Pub Night on Mondays with drag maniac Timberlina. The craziness that is Duckie with Amy Lamé and crew on Saturday night. The Legendary S.L.A.G.S/Chill Out with the D.E. Experience on Sundays. Plus, there’s a rotating schedule of nights featuring a smorgasbord of star names, fresh talent and an attitude-free, friendly crowd of up-for-it funsters from all over the gay community.
    Men Only Bars
    Hoist 47b – 47c South Lambeth Road London SW8 1RH Click for map
    Motorbikes, chains, slings and more leather you can shake a cow at is the order of the day for this always popular venue of hard-edged naughtiness and good times. Rut has a strict dresscode of leather/rubber and a strict policy of top music and hot sex. Featuring some of the hottest fetishists and hard-bodied lovelies indulging in sweaty, leather-bound carnal delights. Both Stark Bollock Naked and Nearly Bollock Naked does exactly what it says on the tin, where you can cruise some horny studs in the buff, or add some hardcore accoutrements or boots.
    Union 66 Albert Embankment London SE1 7TP Click for map
    Booze, choons and cruise is the order of the day at this venue, with a variety of naughty nights.
    Chariots Vauxhall 63-64 Albert Embankment London SE1 7TP Click for map
    Popular with the buffed-up, post-clubbing crowd and open until the early hours to accommodate those hotties with the horn. The Vauxhall venue features two saunas, two steam rooms, video screens, spa pool, chill-out lounge and endless private rooms in a labyrinth of cruisy mazes, it’s a veritable playground of naughtiness.
    Chariots Waterloo 101 Lower Marsh London SE1 7AB Click for map
    A horny, cruisy destination of eclectic fellas looking for fun. Features a maze of private rooms, video screens, sauna and chill out areas.
    Locker Room 8 Cleaver Street London SE11 4DP Click for map
    Open 24 hours at the weekend, this scorching sauna situated on the Vauxhall borders has a sauna, steam room, 30 man cinema and mirrored rooms. They’re about to undergo a major refurb too, so expect even more fun in the future!
    Pleasuredrome Alaska Street London SE1 8XE Click for map
    This luxurious sauna boasts gorgeous decor, buff men, state of the art facilities and a laid-back atmosphere. There’s two spacious dry saunas, two steam rooms, a sun bed, stainless steel spa pool, cafe, deluxe private rooms, dark rooms and a raft of stunning fellas. The best part is it’s open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, so there’s always an opportunity for some fun and a freshen’ up.
    Steamworks 309 New Cross Road London SE14 6AS Click for map
    Gay sauna located in south London’s New Cross area. Perfect for meeting local lads. Regular theme nights.

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