KU BAR

05/10/13: When we say we could have quite easily gone home and tucked ourselves into bed on Saturday night – we’re not joking – but why would we do that when there’s the potential of taking a tasty lad with us?

And when we considered a tray of shots for less than a tenner and glancing over an array of attractive boys like we were picking an outfit (well, we’d hopefully have one of them wrapped around us), it just seemed rude to reject the invite anyway.

Cut to us skanking out on the dance floor like Ciara on speed. And when the DJ dropped Britney’s latest “British accent” mess of a single we were showing her how to ‘Work Bitch’. After a night of molesting cute boys (OK, maybe those shots weren’t so wise after all) and pissing off ex-lovers we left Ku Klub like Ariel walking on land for the first time.

Fierce. We’re not quite sure what it is about Ku Bar that always gets us lick up (and we’re sure it has nothing to do with the bottle of vodka we accidentally drank while getting ready) but it keeps us coming back for a good night of commercial tunes and tipsy twerking. And at least we left in style, strutting (staggering) off to hail a taxi with clutch bag (and foot long sub) in tow.

30 Lisle Street, Chinatown, WC2H 7BA
Words by Anthony Gilét
Photos by Chris Jepson 

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