31/07/11: Jetting into the Two Brewers in Clapham, legendary fag hag Miss Pam Ann warmed up for her Brighton Pride bitches with a 2 hour runway set that crash landed the dirtiest humour to the delight of the packed house. In her trademark blue latex outfit that’s destined to be worn in ‘Ab Fab Airways’, Pam unleashed a delicious bashing of the Royals that most would be scared to utter, and even braved a mention of Amy Winehouse. The sort of jokes you gasp at, but ultimately know you’ve been thinking all along, Pam Airways pokes fun at the first class, adds sexual innuendos to the economy class in the crowd, all the while loving up her addicted audience who want to share some classy co-op cava with her on an Easyjet flight. Video intervals allowed Pam to frizz up her luscious hair, leaving the room to watch her speed dating with Superman, pissing off the possessed bitch in the Exorcist, and telling a terrorist to ‘fuck off’ on a plane. All in a day’s work for the committed champagne flight attendant. The show then ended with a singalong that Pam orchestrated, to the delight of a crammed crowd who wanted a return journey for more.
114 Clapham High Street, SW4
Words by Charles Matthews
Photos by www.loveimagelondon.com
