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Sunday ‘Bloc Cap’ Sessions

31/08/15: Sunday only means ONE. THING.

Well, actually it means several things…the day of Sabbath, for example. The day Lady Lloyd brushes her wigs. Actually who are we kidding, she never brushes her wigs. Anyway MOSTLY, Sundays mean Bloc Cap Sessions at BLOC BAR! This week was the internationally ignored Vanity von Glow, belting out Celine Dion like her life depended on it.

She’s got the Shepherd’s Bush Turkish mafia after her, so actually it probably did. Anyway, say what you want about Vanity (I know I do), but the bitch can sing.

Next up was Brighton gutterslut and founder of House of the Grand Parade, Lydia L’Scabies (“She’s infectious” muttered Vanity). She skipped around the place with a selfie stick like a demented Paris Hilton, managing somehow to look both pissed off and excited.

Her Hermione Granger/Fergalicious lipsync is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year. So that was Bloc Bar! Head down there, it’s great, it’s got drinks and music and everything.

Special mention to Snow White Trash who was perched at the bar looking like a cross between Lois Lane and Posh Spice, and to Ben the barman, who’s lost his iPhone. If you find it, do let us know. Sentimental value you see, it’s got his Grindr pics on it.

Bloc Bar, 18 Kentish Town Road, NW1 9N
Words by Dylan Jones
Photos by Mark Storey

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