26/07/14: QX flew ‘premium economy’ (with speedy boarding!) as Pam Ann caused carnage on Clapham High Street for an outrageous aviation disaster of a live show at The Two Brewers last Sunday.
Jetting in from Scandinavia on ‘flat pack airline’, SAS, the world’s most flagrant flight attendant hit the runway with flaps at full stretch (don’t even ask about her stuffed luggage hold) for a disgraceful disembarkation that would have had her turned back at immigration if she hadn’t gone down on the customs official. Going straight for the jugular with a lurid tabloid trawl through the mangled wreckage of flight MH17, before moving on to less sensitive subject matter such as, er, flight MH370 and Air Algerie, the siren of the skies surfed topical turbulence like the hard-edged pro she is.
Blazing a comedy contrail to exotic climes with a route network taking in child molestation (if you weren’t, it’s because you’re ugly – at least you learned early), holidays on the Gaza Strip and shameless lesbian baiting. Just like your favourite airline, she goes there.
More to the point, in common with her biggest fans, us gays, she hates flying economy, craves black cock and wouldn’t dream of removing her high heels when using the emergency slide after crashing in the Himalayas.
What’s not to love?
114 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UJ
Words by Chris John
Photos by Joel Ryder
