24/02/13: Buckle up bitches! Pam Ann crashed down onto terra firma and was back at her spiritual birthplace, the Two Brewers, last Sunday for a special one-off show. And with tickets completely sold out way before most people even knew about it, we had a feeling this was going to be a real corker.
For the last few years Pam has been flying high all over, cock sucking international style, and performing in far flung corners of the globe to sold out audiences. Looking like a new woman, super-slim and glorious in red, she took off to a jam-packed, juiced-up crowd in the club bar.
The stage had been blinged up, as only the Brewers gurls know how, and Pam left absolutely no stone unturned whilst dissecting some of the recent news stories and topics. No one was safe from Pam’s verbal clutches as she silenced baying fans at the front. “Shut the fuck up. Who are you? I mean, WHAT? Urggh.”
A masterful display of fluid stand-up kept the audience right there with her all the way. Absolutely nothing was off limits – we’d really love to have shared some of the jokes and observations, but we’d probably get shut down! Needless to say there were lots of the favourites that Pam Ann fans had come for, such as Lily, the BA horses and the slutty Virgin Atlantic bitches, on display, too.
There were also plenty of familiar scene faces nestling in the audience; Jason (manager of the RVT); Dan (manager of the Black Cap) and an out of drag La Voix and Myra Dubois all watched on.
The disco ball finally had to fall and after a highly entertaining ninety minutes Pam ended on her trademark theme ‘From New York to LA’. A rare opportunity to see the stewardess that just keeps on giving, and getting better and better.
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Words by Jason Reid
Photos by joel-ryder.com
