26/03/16: Quite frankly a bank holiday weekend isn’t complete without seeing a bunch of slags throw themselves around to pop music.
Which is exactly what the BABEZ gave us on Saturday night. We’re not talking about the partygoers though, who were a gorgeous metrosexual mix of revellers. We’re talking about the DJs. There were the Un-Lucky Bitches eyeing up all the boys whilst providing us with mid nineties treasures and early-naughties treats. Then there was the loveable hoochie “Lady” Lloyd, stumbling around the booth in a jockstrap, a wig and not much else. She provided us with a ton of hip-pop, from Fifth Harmony to S Club 7. After that, known whore and Sex Shell Dom Top rolled onto the decks, supplying the dancers with slick urban jams and loads of fucking Britney Spears (whilst wearing a highly inappropriate t-shirt). Hottie Jason James kept pussies popping in the side room, with heavy helpings of R&B, while the Un-Lucky Bitches returned to the main room and finished us all off with a final set. The rest of the BABEZ were last seen stumbling around in the smoke, demanding drinks and corning helpless boys. Quite frankly, it was fucking amazing.
East Bloc, 217 City Road, EC1V 1JN
Words by James Egan
Photos by Freddy Krave Photography
