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Battered Sausage

24/05/15: I’ll be honest with you, I’m a committed vegetarian, but something about the promise of Battered Sausage was enough to lure me out of my cave on bank holiday Sunday.

Perhaps it was the lineup of top drawer DJs like Discodromo, Dave Kendrick and Pavliné, perhaps I couldn’t resist the siren call of the Superstore’s signature roadblock bank holiday parties or perhaps I’m an alcoholic.

All I know is, I had a carnal craving and the ‘Store certainly satisfied it. How could it not with a tasty little slice like Nark (of the amazingly named DickSlap) delivering disco delight on the decks upstairs and big, hot chunky tunes in the basement?

It’s not a stretch to say I was grilling nicely with a cadre of hot boys after a few hours on those dancefloors. I made sure to turn myself over between floors though and check that the juices ran clear… I don’t really know what that means, but it sounds simultaneously suggestive and vile.

Sorry, I’ll try and keep it classy: Thank you Battered Sausage, it was so big I nearly choked.

Dalston Superstore, 117 Kingsland Road, E8 2P
Words by James Egan
Photos by DOSFOTOS

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