30/09/17: We struggled to keep our gaze above crotch-level at Fitladz Grey Trackies Ball, such was the amount of free-swinging peen batting about all night! In fact, one especially well-endowed attendee won himself £100 in the Battle of the Bulge competition. Sister Jackie Indulgence had her tape measure out, it was all pretty official. There was bangin’ beats all night long from Fitladz residents Juliano Juliano, Jason Prince, and Stevie B; the perfect soundtrack for hands reaching into elasticated waistbands in the dark corners. We had a ball! And a bit of shaft as well.
Bloc South, 65 Albert Embankment, SE1 5AW
Photos by Joel Ryder
