17/07/14: Continuing their fortnightly run of transatlantic visitors, last Thursday Porn Idol regulars Michael and Baga Chipz were joined by the self-proclaimed ‘clown in a dress’, and winner of Ru Paul’s Drag Race (season 6), Bianca del Rio.
Sat atop a QVC quality goldique throne, Bianca was treated to a slew of small-dicked wannabes parading their minuscule wares and she didn’t hold back with her critique.
After an initial one inch wonder she was caught slightly off guard by the tattooed muscled Japanese Yoshi who delivered more than expected in the pant department, as did Paul, a skinny ginger photographer from Dorset. In a Porn Idol first, knitwear designer Ben did an interesting interpretive dance to Wuthering Heights, but it was audience member Chi who got a set of three straight 10’s from the judges and after a twerk-off with Parisian Stefan, walked away with the £100.
Miss del Rio was easily one of the best guest P.I. judges ever and had the packed club in absolute stitches. Afterwards, she hung out in the Departure Lounge until closing when it was time for Hurricane Bianca to up sticks and drop her house on some other poor unsuspecting town. Here’s hoping she blows in to town again soon, though.
Heaven, under the Arches, Villiers Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 6NG
Words and Photos by Chris Jepson
