16/10/14: When we shared a cab to Heaven with Baga Chipz last Thursday and she drunkenly barked, “I’ve got a new kid on the way ya know! I’m gonna call it Ebola Chipz”, we knew it was going to be one of THOSE nights.
Porn Idol continued its conveyor belt of RuPaul’s Drag Race guest judges with the gorgeous BenDeLaCreme (we are a little bit in love with her), who parked her perfectly poised posterior on the wipe-clean sofa next to the ever demure and reserved Baga. And what do you get when you mix Chipz and Creme? A terminally delightful pairing, you just can’t make up, of course
An ‘eclectic’ selection of guys shook it all out (Taylor Swift would be proud) for the riotous audience and eager judges. Just to give you a taster, the line-up included someone dressed as Pikachu, a straight guy who was cheered on by his wife and a few twinks who have yet to discover the defintion of manscaping. We are, of course, only pulling your (third) leg guys, you’ve got more bollocks than us, stripping down to your wee man in front of hundreds of baying, judgmental gays.
After BenDeLaCreme performed an inspired parody of Beyoncé’s ‘Partition’ the contestants were whittled down to two. The runner up received a big old snog from DeLa and the winner gets £100 and goes through to the Grand Final, judged by Michelle Visage.
Heaven, under the Arches, Villiers Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 6NG
Words by Jason Reid
Photos by Chris Jepson
