G-A-Y Porn Idol with Violet Chachki

02/07/15: In their ongoing search for London’s cute-hung-fit-boy-who-can-dance, last week G-A-Y Porn Idol welcomed RPDR NQOTB (RuPaul’s Drag Race New Queen On The Block), winner of season seven Violet Chachki to the wipe clean sofa of shame, and regular haunt of Baga Chipz and Mary Mac. 

Wearing her highest Louboutin CFM pumps, renowned shoe fetishist Violet was on the look out for fabulous footwear as well as meaty uncut flaccid cock, but contestant number one presented “great tits and the prettiest pussy I have ever seen”, according to Mary Mac (and she knows a c*nt when she sees one) before scoring three perfect tens.

We then had a parade of mediocre wannabes, a cutie with a bindi, a hot boy with an ass of death and an Italian midwife who, according to Baga, looked “like Harry Potter after being locked in the chamber of secrets with no food for twenty years”.

The final dance off while Violet performed to Kylie was between audience member Morgan from Atlanta and Canadian Kayla with the perfect pussy with the latter’s twerking butt cheeks stealing the prize. This week Shangela parks her pert buttocks in the hot seat with a big old “halleloo”.

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Words and Photos by Chris Jepson

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