25/05/14: The ‘Slut snuck in past border controls for an nightclub invasion that saw the bad boys jet in from Berlin (where their parties have been literally running riot across all manner of cool venues) for a 6th birthday party that almost tore the roof down.
Resident Per QX kicked the club night off with his much-missed underground club beats, before Will Bond dazzled us with a shockingly good, sexed-up set that Nic Fischer polished off perfectly. All set to the tones of Crystal MC on the mic, as ever.
And when we weren’t gawking and the giant pole dancing acrobat that was Josh Taylor (how the hell did he get all the meat up that pole?) we were wowing at the spinning wonder that was Lucy Fizz.
And as a club, Metropolis has it all: stripper poles, private booths, shower rooms, and a second floor beach/harem! Sounds like the perfect strip club… (Oh wait, OK, now we get it. Damn, those hetero strip joints are CAMP!) Chuck in the visual masterpiece that is the constantly evolving looks and talent of A Man To Pet, Ursula Snakes and special guest Gloria Viagra aus Berlin, and it was a miracle we managed to leave with our sanity. These bitches are seriously badass and currrrazzzay.
Come back soon ‘Slut!
Metropolis Strip Club, 234 Cambridge Heath Road, Bethnal Green, E2 9NN
Words by Cliff Joannou
Photos by LUXXXER
