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HUSTLABALL

29/06/13:  After stumbling from Vauxhall almost to Clapham and then back, we eventually burst the doors of Electric Brixton open just as a hard-bodied pornstar on the stage was unbuckling his belt and lowering his trousers.

Ours weren’t the only jaws to drop to the floor as we got a butchers of what was going on down there – he could have had an eye out – and from this momentous first image, the show of the HustlaBall began to the baying cries of the salivating crowd.

Perfect body parts were exposed, tongues licked sweat from crevices, and manhoods found their ways into orifices you, quite frankly, would have thought beyond the boundaries of physics. Particular highlights were cheeky chappy British geezer Paddy O’Brien and his intimate friends, and Mancunian hottie JP Dubois with his UK Hot Jocks partner Sam Barclay.

Fanning ourselves a bit from the erotic heat that was making us all flushed, we found and molested an immaculate Jodie Harsh into telling us where the smoking garden was; ‘You have to go through the dark room to get there,’ she said, arching a false eyebrow.

We nodded and sighed in mock horror, before sprinting up the stairs like Yusain Bolt the moment she’d turned her blonde wigged back. Let’s just say it took us a little while to get that particular cigarette lit as we ventured through the Hard On play room… Hustlaball, you could bring us back for more, any night.

Town Hall Parade, Brixton, SW2 1RJ
Words by Jackie Jockstrap
Photos by Mark Storey

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