13/09/14: After a long-ass week we were torn between collapsing on the sofa in front of X Factor and painting the village pink! Obvs, we opted for the latter – that’s what Catch Up TV is for. And as much as we love watching Cheryl Fernando-Versace serve up platters of sass, we much prefer watching the cute Ku boys serve us Tequila.
It’d been a while since our last trip to Ku’s pop-packed basement so we were definitely overdue a visit. Upon arrival, we were thirstier than the cast of TOWIE, so it was only natural that loveable host Neiko – on fine form as usual – lined up the shots. And before you know it we were cutting a rug to DJ Prince Persona’s Saturday night set. And if you haven’t seen slut-drops sponsored by Sambucca, we can tell you it’s not a pretty sight. After really getting into some commercial campness, we tried getting into the pants of the sexy lad in the Hype vest. It was a bigger failure than Dina Lohan’s parenting skills.
It’s totally cool, she was wearing a boot-cut jeans anyway. Damn, how drunk were we? Ah Tequila, we love you almost as much as Ku!
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Words by Anthony Gilét
Photos by Joel Ryder
