Men Inc. @ Eagle London – Friday 14th April, 2017
The following is a public service announcement. A balanced diet consists of equal parts meat, party and alcohol. Are you getting your recommended weekly allowance of those necessary nutritious elements? The simplest way to achieve this stimulating and filling diet is to head to your nearest Partay supplier – we recommend The Eagle in Vauxhall, which is convenient, friendly and packed full of fun!. As you can see from the pictographic scientific enquiry we conducted, The Eagle contains 2826% of your recommended daily intake. It’s packed full of vitamins B(ears), C(ubs), (H)unks and O(tters); the alcohol is available in plenty of delicious, full-bodied varieties (yes, this is a medical term) and fun is administered by registered hairy, sexy, totally fuckable staff! As for meat, The Eagle serves healthy portions of prime beef, sandwiched between two toasted buns for your epicurean pleasure, also known as The Hamburger, completely free of charge. The Eagle provides this community service every Friday during their Men Inc. hours from 9pm to 4am. No appointment necessary. Come in and start your new life this week!
For more events like this, check out our what’s on listings.
Eagle London, 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5QY
Words by Maciek Groman
Photos by [HAWT!]Photography
