16/08/2012: So when my boss branded me a “trashy bitch” for accepting the invitation of yet another night out, (experienced lush wasn’t actually in the job description – although we were so good at it). Trashy bitch?
Girl, Please! Camera Whore? Perhaps… And where better to sket ourselves out for the camera lens than the palace of flamin’ hot tunes, hotter boys and the occasional airbrush – Room Service.
After checking into Miabella and dumping our baggage (literal and emotional) on the bell boy, we blew a kiss to the scene’s most gorgeous concierge, JJ Clarke. This Thursday, the venue was bursting with more ego than Samantha Brick.
And while the world outside continued to obsess over Christian Grey, we were way more interested in Grey Goose. While Jodie Harsh salontro’d through the toned and oiled-up crowd, the ever glamorous Munroe Bergdorf werqed the room.
Younger talent Matt Bogard sent us crazy on the dance floor with ‘Gabrielle’, and Fat Tony produced another banging set. After our pussy popping with jaw dropping talent, we grabbed the sexy pool boy and checked out. We wanted to get serviced, and we did – and once again in the morning… Trashy bitch? Jealous bitch.
Miabella, 12-13 Greek Street, Soho, W1D 4DL
Words by Anthony Gilet
Photos by Dimitris Theocharis
