RVT

04/05/14: No Bank holiday would be complete without an RVT Sunday treat and we gorged ourselves on a whole box of nuts– the Charlie Hides TV show.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hides left the door to the asylum unlatched again and let loose its scariest inmates: Cher, Madge, Gags, Delia, Justin, Britney, Christina, Kylie, Lana and everyone too big for a surname.

Ward matron Kandi Kane-Baxter pulled no punches as she lampooned every sacred cow this side of the Ganges.     Followed by happy homemaker Delia giving us some helpful culinary tips. She left to wash her mouth out, and the real star of the show, Cher, brought down the house singing, strutting and dealing with those pesky phone calls.

A tour-de-force multi-media mash-up of news, vids, clips, songs and sing-a-longs in a show tighter than Loquesha’s thong, Charlie had the RVT packed to overflowing kept happy and homey thanks in no small part to the charms of door hostess Pip and crew.

“I have never laughed so much,” grinned bar manager Ze Pereira who chose RVT for his “first weekend off in ages.”

We doubled-over as she/he laid it on thick as pancake make-up. After she wiped up the floor with us, DJs Rob C, Sean Sirs, Simon Le Vans and Rich B dragged us back out there draining that last bit of energy we thought we had saved for Monday.

372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5HY
Words by Tom Redkid
Photos by Mark Storey 

Previous article
Next article

Stay connected

19,493FansLike
7,141FollowersFollow
25,132FollowersFollow