21/02/14: Manbar hosted the ultimate award show to honour the world’s oldest profession – no, not farming, though calling it an award for “ploughing” isn’t that far off. Yes, it’s the Hookies! The award for UK Escort of the Year bowed down to those who’ve bent over backwards to give us 100% of their undivided attention – until the cigarette burns down, then you’re done…
Hosted by Chrissy Darling and judged by porn superstud Marco Sessions, the Hookies featured such luminaries in their field as Bernardo, Christian, Gabriel Cross, Adam Dacre, Justin King, Gustavo Madeira, Dean Monroe, Matteo Valentine and Tyson Tyler all vying for the coveted title of Mr. United Kingdom 2014 Escort of the Year.
DJs Rob C and Brent Nichols provided the perfect soundtrack for a sold out house of men cheering on their favourite 60-minute men. “Rentboy.com has taken rent-sex in the 21st century off the dark street corner and shone it in a proper light giving the hardest-working men in the business their due,” cited porn legend Dean Monroe.
But this was no congeniality contest. Hell, they got spunkloads of congeniality! Ms. Darling made ‘em work for it with a tough Q&A, quick strip out of their Prowler sponsored underwear, and a money-maker shakedown as the online judges, audience applause and porn experts narrowed it down to one clear winner – Adam Dacre!
Now it’s off to New York for the big final! Good luck Adam, we’re all behind you!
Manbar, 79 Charing Cross Road, Soho, WC2H 0NE
Words by Tom Redkid
Photos by Mark Storey
