04/10/14: This Saturday the WE Party Loveboat pulled in to the Coronet to dock. And thankfully they had plenty of life jackets because within minutes we were drowning in a sea of sexy sailors.
There was literally more seamen than a sperm bank. Not that we were complaining. But would we find the bouy of our dreams?
Captain Sr Edu, along with residents Steve Pitron and Paul Heron unleashed a wave of epic house music that had the ship rocking like it’d hit stormy waters. Upstairs, Terry Veitheer represented Little Gay Brother where mash-up mermaids looked like they were walking with legs for the first time. (Don’t worry gurls, we were the same by the time we left).
The stage show was a whirlpool of sex, sass and style as the sea witches and slutty go-gos served more attitude than those South London school girls that hang round outside Greggs (init).
It’d been a while since our last cruise, and now we can’t remember why! What is it about a gigantic London venue, thousands of hot gays and a sailor theme that just ensures a good time? We can’t quite put our finger on it… But perhaps somebody else did. Although we’re not at liberty to discuss what happened below deck. *tosses hair*
When we first strutted through the doors we were a total dream boat, and it’s unfortunate that when we left were completely shipwrecked – and probably will be until about Wednesday! Until the next voyage WE…
The Coronet, 28 New Kent Road, Elephant & Castle, SE1 6TJ
Words by Anthony Gilét
Photos by Mark Storey
