A Quick Dip In The Lake

Continuing with its run of guest judges G-A-Y Porn Idol presents Darienne Lake of RuPaul’s Drag Race fame who will be throwing shade on stage at the stripping beauties and beasts…

 


RuPaul regularly invited viewers to dive into the ‘cool waters of Darienne Lake’, but given the choice, who would you invite to take a dip? 

Chris Evans, Ryan Reynolds, or Simon Sherry-Wood from the Scruff pit crew. Or the Pope, to cause a scandal.

Do you feel that your rivalry on the show with BenDeLaCreme was portrayed fairly? 

Our rivalry was so mild if it was anything at all. DeLa’s fans were violently unhappy about it. If I wanted that kind of abuse, I’d still live with my parents. If anything, I helped BenDela win the Miss Congeniality crown from Joslyn Fox. I tried to handle the situation with class and continue to show people who I really am. But all in all, it made good TV.

Our favourite look from the show was your amazing Elephant ensemble! Have you worn it since?

I have worn it since on the Battle of the Seasons tour. I have altered it to be a tear-away outfit to reveal something cheeky.

Can we have it? 

Yes, you can have it.

Who are your top picks for the next season of All-Stars? 

Me and BenDeLa to see if history would repeat itself. And probably some other queens who didn’t get to show the human side of who they are.

Tell us about your worst/greatest most shameless sexual encounter! 

Back around the turn of the century, I was at an after hours party that was chock full of “substances” and I passed out while giving a mouth hug to a lovely young man. Pandora Boxx saw the whole thing, but sadly for her, this was before camera phones and she couldn’t blackmail me with evidence. Luckily, I didn’t choke to death like a modern day Mama Cass.

You are special guest judge at G-A-Y Porn Idol. What advice would you give the strippers to impress you on stage? 

Be comfortable in your skin. Love your body, and use it in the best way you know how. Everybody has some kind of talent. Show it. Wash your ass and smell nice.

 

• G-A-Y Porn Idol with Darienne Lake is at Heaven (Under the Arches, Villiers Street, Charing Cross, WC2H 6NG) on Thursday 30th October, 10pm-4am. 

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