As One Easter Weekend

Yes! As One Easter! It’s set to be the biggest party this side of Lindsay Lohan’s bed. A paradise. A paragon. It’ll be like Ibiza, but what the fuck would you know, you’ve never been to Ibiza.

 


In case you’ve been living under a rock (or in Harlow) and have never heard of As One, we’ll break them down for you: As One are clubland leviathans! Scene stalwarts! Nightlife connoisseurs! And this FIVE DAY PARTY FESTIVAL they’re putting on is in association with Orange Nation, who are experts in dastardly debauchery. Seriously, they have a PhD in it from Vauxhall University. Imagine Vauxhall University, lol. Drawers and drawers full of poppers. Constant fugginess. Lessons by Mikele.

The point IS, this weekend is going to be fucking epic. Orange and As One, have birthed nine bangin’ bank holiday parties over five glorious homosexual haunts of hedonism (by “homosexual haunts of hedonism” we mean “gay clubs” btw).

FIRST, YES, we’ve got…WE Party! WE parties are iconic. Known for men who are hot on an ancient Grecian scale, and the biggest glitter cannons in London. That’s on Thursday 25th March at The Coronet, from 11pm. Get there early to avoid queueing in a sea of muscled torsos (or, actually, get there late, because that sounds quite appealing).

Orange and As One, have birthed nine bangin’ bank holiday parties over five glorious homosexual haunts of hedonism

THEN, it’s over to Protocol for A:M’s Good Friday Special. As the name suggests, A:M runs into the wee hours. It’s TWELVE HOURS LONG. Don’t tell your mum. Just have another vodka Red Bull and be done with it. That’s from 11pm (UNTIL 11PM SCREAM) on Friday 26th.

NEXT on Saturday 26th, it’s scorchingly lascivious latin party Papa at Orange Nation go-to, FIRE. Fire’s awesome! A fun smoking smoking area and chilled vibes. It’s a bit of a labyrinth though, don’t get lost!

Right, we’re onto day 4 now *draws breath*. It’s BEYOND. Res-erect (giggle) at Fire. Yes, it’s at the same venue, so no need negotiating buses or Ubers in various states inebriation. Just sip your drink and saunter on through. The soundsystem is fucking insane. Seriously, you’ll be shellshocked for a week (in a good way). That’s Sunday 27th. From 5am. Yeah. Hardcore.

FINALLY (nearly there, bottle of water, top-up your Oyster, change your shirt) on MONDAY it’s Orange Nation’s namesake, Orange and it’s back to Fire again for that one. This is the last hurrah, with DJs Fat Tony, Zach Burns, Jamie Head, Tom Frankel and more.

Well, that’s that. Good luck and god speed.

• For more info and tickets, visit their website at:orangenation.co.uk

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