Fancy some cheeky fun at Pride? WELL YOU’RE IN LUCK! Our fave fetish store Clone Zone has been titillating tourists on Old Compton Street since before Ariana Grande was famous! 2009 BG (Before Grande).
Clone Zone is great! They’re a sex shop. A gay sex shop. No need to beat around the bush (stop it) we’re all adults! They sell dildos! That you can put up your bum and it feels nice.
They also do all sorts of fun varieties of lube and cute fun sexy outfits and accessories! This Pride, they’re having a party, to celebrate…well…PRIDE! And the general spirit of being accepting, and sexual openness, and all that. Which at the moment is more important than ever.
It’s going to be a bit of a spectacle actually! In their glass shop front they’ll have DJ Aamyko and the sizzling hot GYMBOX DJs spinning solid gold club bangers from midday to midnight. They’ll have models and some of the industry’s most popular porn performers in store too, including sexy scot JP Dubois, and Michael Duncan.
If you get hot and bothered, they’re having a free ice cream stand too! We’re not kidding! Like, really, what more could you want – porn stars and free ice cream. Who WOULDN’T want that?! And they’re giving out goodie bags, in the form of Pride London backpacks, full of porn and lube. Again, WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT? We’ll see you there!
• 35 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 5JX. Saturday 25th June, midday – midnight. Free
