EMERGENCY: It’s a new Chloe video!

Drew Droege's iconic parodies Chloe Sevigny.

If you’re not familiar with Drew Droege’s iconic parodies of indie film actress slash fashion designer slash consumer of organically sourced Freetrade desserts Chloe Sevigny, then it’s time to educate yourself. And if you’re not familiar with Chloe Sevigny, GO TO HER IMDB PAGE AND PACK A LUNCH (get the reference Drew?).

This series of camp cult classic videos are perfect to watch whilst spilling vodka and laughing like a dancing church mouse at five in the morning. She does everything from rediscovering oregano, to avoiding the colour white. She once attended the Third Annual Memorial For Ideas, sponsored by Acura, Prilosec and Goghurt Squirts. We want to go to that. The most exciting thing we’ve attended lately was the opening of this browser window.

Anyway in THIS one, she educates us on the many faults of litter. Which means “A cluster of young born to a mammal”. It also means trash.

Words by Dylan Jones

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