Fetish Week is almost here and we can almost smell the heady scent of Crisco, boot polish and man musk lingering in the air already. We’re sure you’re all pre-lubed and ready to go, but don’t forget that this city also has all manner of sleazy, sexy exploits to keep you elbow deep in naughty fun all year.
To paraphrase one of the only non-pornographic films we own, here’s a few of our favourite filthy things.
Cam 4
Cam 4 is just great. Where else can you see a pair of Brazilian twinks play gay chicken with each other, while you simultaneously earn money for jerking off to it? Where else can you drunkenly strip for horny, hairy bastards in Iran without worrying about being lynched after? Where else can you feel like the sexiest set of pixels on earth? Nowhere. That’s what makes Cam 4 fantastic.
Chariots
Boys, lets be real, we’ve all been to Chariots ‘on a dare’. I doubt the second time was a dare though. Or the third. The Shoreditch location is even conveniently located next to a booze shop. Get yourself blasted on a box of wine in the car park then take a dip in the plunge pool, then another in someone’s arsehole. It’ll be lovely.
Electrastim
Do you want to electrocute your nads? Try Electrastim, they’re up on all the ‘current’ trends.It’s probably a hell of lot safer to have to a look at their extensive array of electrical implements than keep hovering your scrotum over a spork sticking out a socket. Just a thought.
Expectations
Live around the Shoreditch area? Need a harness? Or an apron? Or a dildo? Or a butt plug? Or a nipple clamp? Or some porn? Or a hood? Or a paddle? Or lube? Or cock rings? Or chaps? Or condoms? Or a douche? Stop by the store. They will have it.
Expectations, 75 Great Eastern St, EC2A 3RY
Extreme Needle
You can more or less get anything pierced at Extreme Needle. Nips, dicks, ears, noses, anything! And if your request is too out there, even for them, they’ll be dead nice about it. Seriously. They’re the sweetest bunch of body-modders in the city. You can also get some sick tattoo art there.
Extreme Needle, 36 St Martins Court, WC2N 4AL
Fitladz
Owner Steve Darragh once said that grey trackies were dangerous. We’re inclined to agree. Something about seeing a fit arse nestled like a pair of boiled eggs having a snog under a layer of grey marl sends us into a violent frenzy. Sportswear enthusiast night Fitladz recently relocated to Farringdon with all-new facilities, from a fit upstairs bar/dancefloor area to a basement level full of cabins for getting your rocks right off. Pukka.
Fitladz East, 117 Charterhouse St, EC1M 3AA
Man Works
Do you need a rub down? Man Works will find you a masseur wherever you are from London to Los Angeles. From therapeutic to erotic, there’s a boatload of buff-bodied boys who want to put their hands on you. Exactly where they touch is up to you.
Mastery
Brew Hunter is a very sexy man. Seriously. If you’ve ever stood anywhere near him, you’ll feel a definite erotic charge drawing you towards his crotch. It’s not scientifically proven but it’s REAL. Anyway, he has an even sexier night for men and boys who like a firm hand when it comes to discipline. Head over, but make sure to abide by the strict dresscode or Daddy Hunter won’t be best pleased. Check their site for upcoming events.
Pleasuredrome
The name is a clue to what’s in store for you if you take a naughty detour down Cornwall Road. Have a shower, grab your towel and then simply see where the morning/midday/evening/twilight takes you. It’s open 24 hours, with a fully licensed bar, a plasma screen TV and more horny hunks than you can shake your swollen stick at. Plus it’s like two minutes from Waterloo, so you can pop by on your way to work.
Pleasuredrome, 124 Cornwall Road, London SE1 8XE
Prowler
Scenario: You’re in Soho, someone just properly cruised you on Old Compton Street. You went for a few drinks, things got a bit flirty, hands down the banana hammock and such. Now you want to take the party elsewhere but you’re out of sexual supplies! Fear not, Prowler and their handy Soho shop are on hand to furnish you with anything from pants, to lube, to dildos to a nice coffee table book of redheaded lads. Crisis averted.
Prowler, 5-7 Brewer Street, London W1F 0RF
Recon Store & App
Recon have got it all really. They’re hosting Fetish week, they’ve got an online store that will sort you out with pretty much any item your wicked heart and hole desire, they’ve even got an app for helping you find like-minded lads! They’re like the Kardashians of the Fetish world, really. Okay nothing like the Kardashians. The Corleones? NO? Fine. Just download the app and stop bothering me.
Regulation
For over 20 years Regulation have been purveyors of high quality men’s leather & latex clothing, restraints, sex toys and BDSM accessories. They pride themselves on excellent customer service and a keen eye for high quality products that enhance the sex lives and erotic experiences of our customers worldwide. So there you have it.
Regulation, 17a St Albans Place, N1 0NX
Rentboy
Rentboy have been connecting you to quality men since 1996. They’ve got over 10,500 men in 2100+ cities worldwide. So you’ll never be without a hot shag, even if you’re on holiday. There’s even a dedicated customer service team to help with any technical problems. But probably not any genital problems, so don’t ask them.
RentMen
Rentmen bring you gay male escorts and masseurs from around the globe. Whatever type of guy you’re looking for; muscle studs into leather, eager to please college boys, sexy muscular horny jocks, well hung tops, bears or mature daddies you can locate them easily on RentMen.com by using our exclusive search tools. You can search personal profiles with stats, pictures by location or search by fetish preferences. Bit like Wikipedia, but with sex. Lots and lots of sex.
SM Gays
If you’re looking for a little bondage fun but need a lot of guidance in that area, such as how to NOT accidentally cut off your circulation etc. then SM Gays can help you out. Check out their site and head over to one of their meetings where you’ll find newbies and seasoned pros trading tips and making friends. They even know about mummification. Nefertiti, get your shoes on, we’re going out!
Spunk Lube
Want a load of cum up your ass, without having to worry about an emergency trip to A&E immediately after? Spunk Lube sell a range of lubricants designed to look and feel exactly like fresh, hot jizz. Well, it may not be warm. I suppose that depends where you store it. Maybe the airing cupboard?
The Stable
Down on a road in Covent Garden
Past all the tourists and trees
You’ll find a venue called the Stable
Where you’ll be sexually pleased.
Pop by the Stable for a massage after work, a cheeky drink and most likely a good hard shag. Or a nice, gentle one. Whatever you’re into dude.
The Stable, 29 Endell Street, WC2H 9BA
Sweatbox
Get your pump on in more ways than one at Sweatbox. Have you ever been wandering down Oxford Street and thought, I could really do with a workout followed by an erotic foam party with a happy ending? Sweatbox have got you covered! Central’s superb gym-cum-sauna will sort you right out. And if you’re under 25 you can even get a pretty fit discount on entry!
Sweatbox, Ramillies House,1-2 Ramillies St, W1F 7LN
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