Crank open the poppers and pop the champagne! Fetish leviathans Recon (famous for their wonderfully shameless phonebox ads around London) are having a big cheeky New Year’s bash for fetish fans and anyone just generally kinky and sexually debauched. And when we say “sexually debauched” we mean it with love. We love a bit of sexual debauchery! Have you seen our back pages?! Oh yes.
They’re touching down in a maelstrom of harnesses and homosexuality (lolz) at notorious hedonistic Vauxhall haunt, Fire! It’s a salacious labyrinth of lasciviousness. Wow we’re loving the alliteration aren’t we! We’ll try to chill out.
Speaking of chilling out, there’ll be a chill-out area for you to sit back and cool down if all that penis gets too much. Believe it or not, you CAN get tired of penis. After like the tenth one. But it’s nothing a five minute break and a glass of orange juice can’t sort out!
As well as a chillout area, they’ve got two dancefloors, with beats by the scene’s top DJs (perhaps the scene’s bottom and vers DJs too!) including Gordon John, Brent Nicholls, Paul Coals and Massimo Paramour.
If you fancy pushing the boat out, treat yourself to a VIP ticket! That includes free champagne, separate cloakroom and toilets, and an exclusive bar – so less jostling for a drink! As well as an exclusive VIP DJ set from Chris Brogan.
So get down to Recon at Fire, and get yer rocks off!
• Recon is on Friday 30th December at Fire, 39 Parry Street, SW8 1SP. 10pm – 6am. Tickets from £20 at eventbrite.co.uk
