QX looks at what’s ‘cumming up’ at the Hustlaball Berlin 2014!
This Hustlaball is bigger than ever! It seems they’ve taken a leaf out of Magic Mike’s book and gone ‘XXL’. Although don’t worry, the security won’t be standing at the door with a ruler… However, the ‘Size Queens’ team will be patrolling the venue – and while you won’t be discriminated against for packing a smaller packet – those with eight inches or more will get a gift! It’s like being picked for the school football team all again!
They’ve got an entire hoard of international DJs, and porn stars, so what better time to take a break from chills of London – to go experience some thrills in Berlin!
This year’s party will be held at the sexy and undeniably cool KitKat Club; which kind of resembles Moulin Rouge – but with a trashier twist. It also holds a much larger main floor, stage and cellar with added play rooms.
And they’ve got bundles of talent, too – and we’re not just talking about the horned up guys! The impressive roster of DJs includes Pagano, Hugo Sanchez, Fabio White, Brett Henrichsen, Tony Bruno, Spencer Reed, DJ Flash, Redtomcat, Hatem and Christal Cokes! Woah… A list of DJs longer than the one Paris Hilton gives to the nurse at the GUM clinic. They’ll all be laying down the pumping beats that’ll get your juices flowing.
And speaking of juices – anybody who’s been to a HustlaBall party before, knows that the stage shows put on by the porn stars are just as on par with the music. Brent Everitt will be in attendance along with other stars signed to his brand, Nick Prescott (Titan Men), Dolan Wolf, Hans Berlin, Lucio Saints, and Jonathan Agassi are just some of the big (ahem) names that will be putting on a pervy performance for your enjoyment. And we’re pretty sure that when they’re done on the stage they’ll venture into the crowd to get a taste of the night themselves. So, why not test out your game and see if you can get one in the sack (because we’re sure it’s dead ‘hard’).
On top (hehe) of all that, there’s a heated swimming pool, VIP floor and meet and greet with the go-gos, models and porn stars. Booked your flight yet?!
• The HustlaBall Berlin 2014 is at the KitKat Club (Kopennickerstr. 76, 10179 Berlin-Mitte) on Friday 17th October. Presale tickets 29 euros. www.hustlaball.de
Photos by Roman Hoist
