Just from the EVENT TITLE there’s already multiple double entrendres. Well actually, Shake Yer Dix isn’t really a double entendre, it’s just…y’know…an entendre.
It’s two of our fave fag nights returning to one of our fave gay venues! Yes, Dalston Superstore is a paradise, a paragon. It’s like Alan Cumming’s living room, but what the fuck would you know, you’ve never been to Alan Cumming’s living room. We have, and it’s like Dalston Superstore.
On Friday 20th you get Shake Yer Dix, which is super cute and super sexy. One of their DJs is pop starlet Ronika, who’s like Madonna but thirty years younger and with cheaper sunglasses.
We LOOOVE Ronika, she makes gorgeous shoe-gazy surf pop, and when she’s not doing that, she DJs at Shake Yer Dix! It’s all stuff like Peaches and Charli XCX. Yer got yer Peaches. Yer got yer Charli XCX. All yer fuckin faves.
Then on Saturday 21st it’s meat East. Another maaaajjje club night. It’s the brainchild of meat magazine (lowercase, dontchano), who are all about hairy, alternative-looking men with their cocks out. Sounds like a Wednesday afternoon at the QX office!
Anyway they do club nights every so often, with DJs The Meat Boys, who play masc electropop! Wait, is “masc electropop” a contradiction in terms? Probs. Oh well. THIS ISN’T THE FUCKING GUARDIAN.
So yeah, get down to Shake Yer Dix and meat East at Dalston Superstore. It’s only five quid entry too. Bargain! That’s less than a packet of cigs! Less than a packet of crisps if you’re in Hampstead! Get. Down. There.
• Shake Yer Dix is on Friday 20th May, 10pm-3am. Meat is on Saturday 21st May, 10pm-3am. £5 entry. Dalston Superstore, 117 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB.
