Orange is one of the premier Halloween colours! In fact, it’s possibly THE premier Halloween colour.
Closely followed by black obviously, and then purple, and then maybe green. We’ve really thought this through. Shall we make a Halloween colours moodboard for you? No? Ok.
ANYWAY, being as it is that orange is, as we’ve decided, THE premier Halloween colour, it makes sense that London gay clubnight leviathans Orange, are having a SPOOKTACULAR (first time we’ve used that this year, make a note) selection of fang-gnashingly fantastic Halloween parties. And here’s our round-up of them! Because that’s our job! It’s our job to write about gay clubs! Imagine that!
Firstly things kick off on THURSDAY (yes, Halloween’s starting on Thursday this year, we’re exhausted already) with Gravity at Fire in Vauxhall. Back from a hiatus over the summer, and in full, planet-orbiting swing! TO INFINITY AND BEYOND! With gorgeous DJs Sam Londt, Louis Chatten, Zach Burns and Charlie Holland. That’s 1am – 7am (witching hours!).
Then on Friday night/Saturday morning at Fire in Vauxhall, we’ve got A:M Apocalypse! A kaleidoscopic descent into hellish hedonism, feat sexy orcs and scene DJs. There’s gonna be lots of smoke machines and apocalyptic lighting effects (maybe, if there’s a power cut, you’ll be treated to POST apocalyptic lighting effects). In the house music room they’ll have Lee Harris, Terry Bryan and Richard Jones, and then there’s the turbocharged room. We’re guessing that’ll be lots of epic techno in the minor key. That’ll be featuring Gonzalo, Nic Fisher, D’Johnny and Mahdame Crystal MC. That all kicks off at 11pm and doesn’t end until a full TWELVE HOURS LATER, at 11am.
Pop home, nap for a bit, then pick the plastic spiders out of your hair and creep back to Fire on Sunday for BEYOND EVIL. Their poster for this is major, a ghastly apparition terrorizing the Victoria Line. We fully approve of any posters involving the tube, or public transport in general. We’re not doing PR for TfL or anything, we just like it. OK?! Ok. Apparently they’ve got TERRIFYINGLY TANTALISING TECHNO. We approve of that do, we love a bit of alliteration. They’ll have special guest Ben Manson spinning choons.
So that’s that. All you need for the Halloween weekend! You might as well head down to Vauxhall Station in a witch costume right now and just hang out in that Sainsburys and eat a bit of pumpkin and wait for it all to kick off. Easier than getting an Uber.
