The Glory Needs You!

Jonny Woo and John Sizzle, The Glory’s answer to Michael Aspel and Anthea Redfern, are on the look out for Mr Glory 2015. Have you got the style, sex appeal and talent to snatch the crown and win £1000? Here are the categories and some hints on how to impress the judges:

Evening Wear

It’s your take on the classic tuxedo. Nothing says suave and sophisticated like black tie and tails. Maybe you’ve got other ideas though. We might be a bit old school down The Glory but can you shake it up with a modern take on this classic? Punk it up? Grunge it out? I’m partial to a time-honoured cummerbund and patent dress shoe. Maybe you know different.

Hints:Check the attitude in the cloakroom. Life wasn’t meant to be taken too seriously. You can still be a man in high heels!

Swim Wear

No beauty pageant is complete without the obligatory swimwear section. It’s a basic category where if your conversation won’t sparkle, you can let the body do the talking. This is East London though: we welcome all shapes and sizes and are as partial to a fresh, lithe, young Dalstonite as we are to a bear or muscle god. Speedos, trunks or bikini and heels. Whatever you like to get wet in.

Party Piece

Call it a talent if you like. A unique skill? How do you show off? Maybe you’ve got a trumpet in your wardrobe that hasn’t been blown for a while. Karaoke king? Secretly a Strictly Ballroom superstar? How long can you stand on your hands? That thing with the ping pong balls? Bring it on! No rules, no expectations really. We are up for whatever. You have 3 minutes and we want you to impress us.

Kill it in these three categories and walk off in the final with £1000!

• Mr Glory begins at The Glory (281 Kingsland Road, E2 8AS) Wednesday 3rd June until the end of July.
• Email [email protected] to register

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