It’s the season of fetish in London. It’s also MILAN FASHION WEEK in Milan. The two actually have a lot in common. They both involve lots of leather, lots of gay men, and lots of strict dress codes.
But we’re not in Milan, we’re in London, the city of grit. The city of excess. The city of shagging in dungeons. The city of techno in multi-storey carparks. And ya know what, we wouldn’t have it any other way! London’s amazing, in all it’s horny, sex-obsessed, debauched glory. And fetish season is a celebration of that!
It makes sense that Autumn is fetish season doesn’t it. It’s when that sexy chill comes into the air – gets under the skin, gives you the shivers. Just the weather for LEATHER. That rhymes. Anyway, in preparation for this seasonal salaciousness, here’s our guide to all the essential fetish shops and fetish products, for your shagging pleasure!
Clonezone
35 Old Compton Street, W1D 5JX
clonezonedirect.co.uk
Clonezone is THE place to get kitted out. They’ve got it all, from dildos to dog collars. And it’s a lovely milieu inside their shop. All nice and clean and welcoming! We saw Eva Longoria in there the other day. She was wearing a floppy hat and sunglasses but we could still tell. Some of their best products include the Titus Anal Douche for £19.99 (bargain!) the Mike Branson 10-inch super cock for £29.99 (BARGAIN) and a lovely selection of Andrew Christian briefs.
Freedom Shop
freedoms-shop.com
At Freedom Shop you can buy a GALLON of lube. What could you do with a gallon of lube? Well, have lots of sex for a start. You could also emulate a celebrity who shall not be named, and fill a paddling pool with it then have sex in it. How inventive. Freedom Shop do a bunch of other stuff too, including the ultra classy Skins condom packs from £10.99.
Prowler
5 – 7 Brewer Street, W1F 0RF
prowler.co.uk
Aaw Prowler! We’ve got a right soft spot for Prowler. Mostly because we used to sneak in there when we were sixteen, and be all tittilated. They sell lots of great fetish stuff, including dauntingly large dildos. They’ve also got a great selection of jockstraps. We love a jockstrap! And on the (slightly) more wholesome side of things, they’ve got fun stuff like chocolate willies and cheeky birthday cards!
Libidex
libidex.com
Libidex specialize in latex clothing! That’s different isn’t it! They do EVERYTHING. They even do dresses, so if you wanted, you could do latex drag in the bedroom. Whoever said Tuesdays had to be boring?! Just drag up in latex, simples! They’ve also got a latex dressing gown for £179.95 and hood for £99.95 and a bunch of other stuff.
Electrastrim Jack Socket
electrastim.com
It’s the Electrastim Jack Socket! The name and picture speak for themselves really don’t they. It’s an electronic fleshlight! You put your willy in it and it vibrates! What more d’ya want?! They do a bunch of other stuff too, mostly stuff with fun electronic surprises. Buy things before 1st November with the code QXJACKS and you get 10% off!
Sheets of San Francisco
sheetsofsanfrancisco.com
Ever wondered what it’d be like to sleep in rubber, wipe-clean sheets?! Well now you can find out! Sheets of San Francisco are made of a special, magical material that’s both easy to clean AND comfortable to sleep in. You can do all sorts with them. Have “water fights” etc.
Regulation
17A St Alban’s Place, N1 0NX
regulation-london.com
Fetish store Regulation have got some exciting and unique products in this fetish season. Highlights include Magnetic Ball Stretchers (oof!) for £34.99, the Finger Fuck textured glove, for your anal pleasure, and a stretchy Silicone Rope, for all you fans of shibari! See, we know the lingo.
Recon
recon.com
Recon is a gay fetish app with tens of thousands of members the world over! You can find like-minded guys who are into leather, harnesses, latex, puppy play (puppy play’s HUGE right now), or whatever! Download it on your phone or head to recon.com.
