GBF – aka the ‘gay Mean Girls’ – is out now on DVD. Here’s what we learned when we saw the film at a Soho House preview last month…
How the Pope would like it:
“The only person he should be gay for… is Jesus!”
McKenzie Pryce (Evanna Lynch)
This is what Extreme Gayness is:
“We all know you’re gayer than a very special episode of Glee.”
Caprice Winters (Xosha Roquemore)
When homophobia meets fashion-conscious:
“They’re trying to make sin, in!”
McKenzie Pryce (Evanna Lynch)
Mum of the year:
“You boys got any poppers?”
Mrs. Van Camp (The amazing Megan Mullally)
Metaphor of the year:
“A carb to a ‘mo is like sunlight to a vampire”
Caprice Winters (Xosha Roquemore)
Best description of hook up apps:
“Another headless torso in a sea of low self-esteem”
Brent Van Camp (Paul Iacono)
The new Jesus:
“In times of crisis, I turn to LiLo”
Brent Van Camp (Paul Iacono)
Best advice for partying:
“Always drink on an empty stomach”
Fawcett Brooks (Sasha Pieterse)
Telling it like it is:
Most dramatic which is basically shorthand for gayest and bitchiest.
Tanner Daniels (Michael J. Willett)
Well wishes for the ex:
“I hope your Prince Charming gives you everything you want… and also crabs”
Brent Van Camp (Paul Iacono)
Kick-ass girl threat:
“Touch him again, and you won’t be able to get as much as a half-arsed hand job from some flag twirling color guard skank.”
Fawcett Brooks (Sasha Pieterse)
Best incident of high expectations dashed out:
“You’re the secret gay? But… you’re not even that fabulous.”
Soledad Braunstein (Joanna “JoJo” Levesque)
Vision of the decade:
“It will be very… Stephen King’s ‘Carrie’ meets Mariah Carey’s ‘Glitter’!”
Caprice Winters (Xosha Roquemore)
• G.B.F. is out now from Peccadillo Pictures on UK Exclusive Blu-ray and DVD now and is available at Prowler, Amazon, Play and all good retailers.
