WE Party is BACK with their biggest party ever at the Coronet and to celebrate, they’ve decided to theme their long-awaited return as The Olympic Games on Saturday 27th August.
So put on your spikes, grab your skimpiest pair of Spandex pants and join them for the biggest WE Party London has ever seen.
In honour of this, we’ve picked our favourite boys from the Rio 2016 games to get you, ahem, in the mood for Saturday.
Pita Taufatofua – Tonga – Taekwondo
Okay, so remember the opening ceremony? Pita was the DELIGHTFUL oiled-up hunk of spunk flying the flag for Tonga. We’ve never grabbed an atlas faster, to be quite honest. Do RyanAir do flights to Tonga?
Manrique Larudet – Cuba – Gymnastics
This Cuban cutie-pie stands at 5’3” and has one of the cutest smiles we have ever seen. He’s also a pretty stunning gymnast, with the arms to prove it. Someone’s gonna stash him their suitcase on the way back from Rio, we’re sure of it.
Arthur Nory Oyakawa Mariano – Brazil – Gymnastics
We can’t handle this one. Our FAVOURITE. The face, the eyes, the hair, the smile, the arms, the lycra… Gostoso. Tudo bem, gatinho fofo?
Krisztián Tóth – Hungary – Judo
This judo champ has big broad shoulders, deep blue eyes and full, pouty lips. He also has a medal in throwing other men to the ground. Just think on that. Ohhh.
Samir Ait Said – France – Gymnastics
Oh, poor Samir. This gorgeous gymnast suffered what is probably one of the most horrendous gymnastic-related accidents we’ve seen since Final Destination. Like, his leg literally snapped in half and waved around like jello. It was unreal. However, on the plus side, he’s already up and walking AND he’s bloody beautiful to look at. You’re still a winner Samir!
Danell Leyva – USA – Gymnastics
This cheeky Cuban-American gymnast is the one who stripped to the waist during his beam performance. And the world was thankful for every second of it. Plus, those eyes… que fuerte… que ojazos… TAN HERMOSO.
Amini Fonua – Tonga – Swimming
THIS cheeky little treat… Amini has become our favourite person in the world after he tore into so-called “journalist” Nico Hines’ disgustingly irresponsible DailyBeast article exposing gay Olympians on Grindr. He’s also openly gay, a very smart cookie and has one of the most delightful Instagrams around.
Chris Mears – GB – Diving
Look, everyone bangs on about that other one, but let’s be honest. Chris Mears is the hottest Team GB diver. Plus he just scooped a gold medal. So suck on that, Daleyfans.
Gus Kenworthy – USA – Skiing
Okoay, so he was at the WINTER Olympics but we thought we’d include Gus for good measure. Another openly gay athlete, with a killer smile and he also uses his position for good, as he’s been involved in various LGBT rights-awareness videos. Oh and he was born in Chelmsford!
• WE Party Olympic Games is on Saturday 27th August at The Coronet
(28 New Kent Road, SE1 6TJ),11pm – 6am.
Followed by Beyond Afterhours at Fire, South Lambeth Road, SW8 1RT
• For standalone and joint tickets visit www.orangenation.co.uk
