Musts & Maybes - Wed 2nd July to Tue 8th July

Wednesday 2nd July

Shake It at The Shadow Lounge, 5 Brewer Street, Soho, W1. 10pm-3am. £5. Get your weave on as Queen of the Ghetto, Laquisha Jonz, hosts a new night of commercial r’n’b, pop and hip-hop with DJs Andrew Elmore and Tommy Sandhu.
Trannyshack at Soho Revue Bar, Walker’s Court, W1. FREE in drag/elaborate dress. Shamelessly glam lip-stickingly wild mid-week soiree in this world famous cabaret venue! Dusty O hosts and Princess Nelly spins gender-bending choons for burlesque boys, top T-girls, dolly drags and inbetweenies.
Work at Heaven, under the arches, off Villiers St, WC2. 11pm-late. 11pm-5am. £5. Four rooms of contrasting scenes & music: big tunes on the main floor, 80s/electro in the Dakota Bar, hip-hop/r’n’b/dancehall in the Star Bar, cabaret in the DP Lounge.
Shinky Shonky at Ku Bar, 30 Lisle St, WC2. 10pm-3am. FREE. Boogaloo Stu presents a unique clubbing experience of wild capers, game shows and other madcap antics. Playing a curayzee mix of pop, rock, electro and disco tunes.
BrouHaHa at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11. Doors 7pm. Show 8.30pm. DJ ‘til midnight. £5. Zoe Lyons’ fab comedy night returns! Tonight: There’s a series of Edinburgh Fringe preview shows to get you geared up for the festival.
Calling All Tribes at Ghetto, 5-6 Falconberg Court, W1. 10.30pm-3am. £5, £3. The brainchild of club impresarios Buster Bennett and K-tron, a multi-media event that aims to synergise fashion, music, performance and more.
Amateur Strip at BJ’s White Swan, 556 Commercial Road, E14. 9pm-3am. £2 entry. This infamous night sees spunky East End totty get totally naked to win big dollar. The outrageous Sandra hosts plus professional stripper.
Strictly Underwear at Ted’s Place 305a North End Rd, W14. 7pm-late. £4. Does exactly what it says on the tin! Strictly underwear and sexy pants only. Don’t dress up, dress down!
All Day Underwear at The Fort, 131 Grange Road, SE1. 2pm-11pm. £4 incl locker hire. Cruise in underwear and gawp and the packets on show!
DLF (Dirty Little Fuckers) at Eagle London, 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall. 9pm-late. Guests £2 after, members FREE.. Horny, hung, young and full of fun. A new night aimed at the laddish/street/sports kit crowd and all randy gay boys and blokes. Porn cinema, cruise area and deep sexy beats.
Buff Naked at MA1 Club, Backstreet, Wentworth Mews, Mile End, E3. 8pm-midnight. £5, £4 w/ClubCard. Butt naked cruise party. Video screens, jack off zones, dark corners, wank wipes and all the frottage you can handle.
Underwear Only at Manbar, 82 Great Suffolk Street, SE1. 8pm-1am. £6 entry includes free drink + cloakroom. Best pants please! Cruise, booze and show off your tighty whites.

Thursday 3rd July

Vibe at Ku Bar, 30 Lisle St, Leicester Square, WC2. 9pm-late. For lovers of RnB, DJ Nick JT hosts an evening of all the hottest urban tunes with on-screen visuals, guest DJs, drink promotions and some surprises! Feel the vibe in the ku Klub.
Gravity at Fire, Mirror Arch (rear entrance) South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8. 1am(Friday morning)-10am. £8 w/QX ad, £10 others. The night that pulls you full force into Friday morning and onto the weekend with some seriously sexy house beats moves back to its original dance zone, the Mirror Arch. Pre-party at Embankment Bar, below.
Club Couture at Lo-Profile, 84 Wardour St, Soho, W1. 10pm-3am. £3 w/QX ad b4 11pm, £5 others. Zhoosh and swoosh along the illuminated grand entrance and find yourself in the throbbing heart of Vanity’s weekly night of bespoke clubbing.
Industri at Barcode Vauxhall, 69 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1. 8pm-late. Minty hosts a superb social for those hotting up for the weekend ahead. Expect off-duty DJs, gogos (with their clothes on) and clubland’s reprobates.
Embankment Bar at 67 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1. 9pm-late. FREE. New bar from the Orange group hosting pre-parties for events at Area, Fire and Depot. Funky tunes, drinks specials and discount club passes.
Vauxhallville at Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11. Doors 7pm, Show 8:30pm, Party 10:30pm-Midnight. FREE if you dress up, otherwise £5. A sensational sit-down cabaret with screenings and sideshows by Nathaniel-de-Ville, Timberlina and Bearlesque. Hosted by Polly Vinyl with DJ Dawn Right Nasty. Tonight: Pride and Prejudice, incl... Timberlina’s brief history of homosexuality, Mucky Puppets in ‘BrokeButt Mountain’ and Dickie Beau’s deconstruction of gay icon Judy Garland
Homosocial at Barcode Soho, Archer St, Soho. 9pm-1am. FREE. The weekly musical melange and male bonding session returns with Stewart Who? and guests playing classic disco, soul, funk and house.
VIP at Enclave, 25-27 Brewer St, Soho, W1. Club from 10pm-late. FREE. Presnted by Eduardo de la Torre, featuring a selection of cool ibiza-style chilled and funky music set over two floors.
Cabaret at Freedom, 66 Wardour St, Soho, W1. From 8pm-3am. Miss Kimberley presents a new weekly night of song and cabaret
Sophie Serafino at Shadow Lounge, 5 Brewer Street, Soho W1. For the members night, sensational violinist Sophie Serafino who is big in Europe and Australia plays alongside Mark Bambach for this special evening.
Soho Squares at W1Club (top floor), The Edge, Soho Square, W1. 9.30pm-1am. A light-up disco floor, pole dancing and superb music. The gayest party in town? Hosted by Shelly Would (we’re told she does) and DJ Alimo.
Elite at Zebrano’s, 18 Greek Street, Soho, W1. 10pm-3am. £7, £5 conc. Intimate club venue in the heart of Soho featuring two rooms of premiere sounds: fine house in one and booty bumping r’n’b in the other.
Black & Blue at Eagle London, 349 Kennington Lane, SE11. 9pm-late. Eagle members FREE, guests £3, FREE in leather/denim/rubber. Celebrating the infamous leather & denim crowd of Eagle. Men-only meet with deep ‘n’ dirty beats as an aural backdrop for dark room indiscretions & boozy cruising.
Boots Only at The Fort, 131 Grange Road, SE1. 8pm-11pm. £4 entry including free locker. Strip right down to just your boots for hardcore hankypanky.
Tranny Thursday at Ted’s Place, 305a North End Rd, W14. 8pm-3am. £4. Busy weekly night of fabulous tranny disco for TV/TS and their admirers at West London’s cruisiest hangout.
Boots Only at Man Bar at 82 Great Suffolk Street, SE1. 8pm-1am. £8 entry including ist drink + cloakroom. One of London’s best Boot nights... Sleazy, horny... watch out for bootshine boy. Also Monday nights.

Friday 4th July

A:M at Fire, South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8. 11pm-11am. £5 b4 1am w/QX ad, £12 after w/QX ad, £15 others. A dedicated late night crowd all flocking to this dark disco dance-off. Electro grooves on the main floor, funky & uplifting sounds in the Mirror arch. Pre-party at Embankment Bar, above.
The Cock at Ghetto, Falconberg Court, Soho, W1. 10.30pm-4am. £5 b4 11.30/NUS all night, £7 others. The Friday night show down of hunky homos, kewl students, drag travesties and other Soho-ites. Playing out sleazy electro, rock, crossover and house. Gogos, live floor shows and more.
Lo-Profile at 84 Wardour St, Soho, W1. 10pm-4am. £6 QX ad b4 12, £8 others. The weekend starts here with an effortless mix of funk, vocal and deeper house sounds at this buzzing Soho club venue packed with hot spunky homos.
Tonker at Eagle London, 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11. 9pm-late. £5 after 10pm. The big bear bar boozing, cruise and tunes night. Kicking off with disco, house & soul, then sexier vibes ‘til late. Muscle bears give out free shots and caged muscle daddies tease & titillate.
Nudity at Hidden, 100 Tinworth Street, Vauxhall, SE11. 10pm-4am. No flags and whistles needed here this Pride weekend, just 100% au natural for the capitals biggest men-only naked dance party. Expect top tunes, two playrooms, quiet bar and smoking area (watch that ash!) It’s members only but introduce a new member and pay just £5 in. Introduce 2 and enter for free!
Circus at Soho Revue Bar, Walkers Court, W1. £5-10. Crazy and colourful party for fashionistas, club kids, freaks and cocktucking inbetweenies. Mixed musical mash of pop, rock, crunk electro & disco from Jodie Harsh, DJ Kris Di Angelis and celebrity guests.
Popstarz at Sin, Charing Cross Road, WC2. 10pm-4am. £5 B4 midnight with QX ad, £8 others Now even bigger! Pulling in gay indie kids and queer club rockers from far & wide. Nu DJs, nu sounds: a bigger Pop Lounge, a bigger all-nu Rave Room and more. Hurry though, last entry is 2am! Tonight: It’s Morissey night. Expect all his hits plus an unveiling of the new Morissey artwork in the indie ballroom and a giveaway from indie superstars The Black Kids.
Ursus London at Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11. 9pm-2am. £5. Fun, fur and frolics for bears, cubs and admirers with DJ Lush spinning funky, indie and retro classics. Tonight: A special performance from Le Gateau Chocolate.
DiscoLiscious at Village, 81 Wardour Street, Soho, W1. FREE. Day-glo DJ Heidi Liscious plays out an uninterrupted mix of 70s and 80s dance classics!
Club Nation at Profile, Frith St, Soho, W1. 8pm-1am. FREE. Gary H plays the very best in house music hosted by the gorgeous Jonny Hooley. Also Saturday.
Uncut at Geisha, 75 Charing Cross Road, WC2. 9pm-midnight. FREE. If you’re loving the Spanish house sound revolution join DJ Eduardo De La Torre as he spins out some Balearic bliss alongside hostess Elektra.
Cloud Nine at The Enclave, 25-27 Brewer Street, Soho, W1. 10pm-3am. Free B4 11, £3 after. Northern clubbing arrives in London as The Enclave hosts an evening of fully charged pop and commercial house. Free shots before midnight in the basement club!
The ‘O’ Zone at Ku Klub, downstairs at Ku Bar, 30 Lisle St, off Leicester Square, WC2. 10pm-3am. FREE w/QX ad, £3 after 11pm. The gay scene’s queen of all things pop, Dusty O plays the most perfect modern/contemporary pop, commercial dance and r’n’b. Plus, hot new guest DJs and cheap drinks promos.
Boxing Clever at The Box, 32-34 Monmouth St, Seven Dials, WC2. 7-11pm. FREE. The Sharp Boys present a weekly night of “knock-out house music with vintage disco twists and lounge inspired moments” for a super-sexy crowd.
G-A-Y Camp Attack at G-A-Y, Astoria, 157 Charing Cross Road, WC2. 11pm-4am. Cheap, cheerful and yup, you guessed it, camp as tits! Retrofabulous classics on the main floor from the 70s and 80s, all the biggest hits from the 90s in room 2.
TrailerTrash at On The Rocks, 25 Kingsland Road, Shoreditch, E2. 10.30pm-x late. £3 before 11.30pm, £5 after, £3 NUS. Dirty East End electro for trucker boys, roller girls, anti-fashionistas & arty alternatives. Manic mash up! Tonight: Special guests Zombie Disco Squad join Hannah Holland and Caffe Latte.
Rude Boyz at Depot, 66 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1. 9.30pm-5am. FREE b4 10.30pm, £6 w/QX ad, £8 others. Taking Rude Boyz back to its raunchy roots, DJ Stevie B takes over the promotion reigns with his Rude Crew headed by PJay. Featuring a ‘filthy’ strip show, the return of the Scally Alley, rude cabins and easy, sleazy boys.
Freedom at 60 Wardour Street, W1. 10pm-3am. £5 after 10pm. In the plush downstairs disco DJ Andrew Elmore and guests spins fierce and funky uplifting vocal house to a well-heeled metrosexual, polysexual crowd. Great cocktails.
City Boyz at Central Station, 37 Wharfdale Rd, Kings Cross, N1. 7pm-midnight. £5. Time to get out those pinstripes, silk ties and crisp white shirts for an evening of bespoke brilliance. Join lots of sexy suited city boys and their bulging trousers with a free shoe shine service too. Strict suit dress code!
Piss The Fort, 131 Grange Road, SE1. 8pm-11pm. £4. Wet and wild party for lovers of yellow. Splishy sploshy.
Cruise at Manbar, 82 Great Suffolk Street, SE1. 8pm-1am. £4 b4 9pm, includes free drink b4 9pm. £6 after 9pm. Booze, cruise and play in this purpose built men-only play space.
The Hoist at South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8. 10pm-3am. Arch 1 is Fetish Friday with weekly theme.

Pride London Saturday 5th July

Pride London 2008 All Day. It’s Pride time, so expect a whole day of fantastic entertainment. There’s the parade at 1pm followed by speakers and performers on the main stage, finishing with a live screening of Doctor Who. There’s also the women’s stage, Dance stage in Soho Square and - new for this year - the Black, Asian and Ethnic stage. Plus, Don’t forget all the special events, club and bar nights to take you through the evening and the rest of the weekend. (See the Pride special from page 10 for more information).
Gay Shame 2008 at The Coronet, 28 New Kent Road, Elephant and Castle, SE1. 9pm-4am. £15. It’s time for men to be men in a special evening of fighting, football, fucking, boxing, boozing and betting hosted by Amy Lame. This huge night has 6 rooms, 30 stalls and 50 artists - no effeminate mincers allowed! Plus tunes from Readers Wifes, DJ Lush and Father Cloth.
Alphatek at The Apothecary, 3 Vale Royal, Kings Cross, N7. 4am (Sunday Morning)-Superlate. New venue The Apothecary, is brewing up an afterhours club for boys that like it tough. Per QX, Elliot J Brown, Nic Fisher and more will be spinning all the freshest techno from the underground scene. The perfect potion to continue your Pride celebrations all weekend.
Juicy Pride at Fire, South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8. 10pm-8am. £13 adv. The official pride party has big tunes, a big production and some of the raunchiest gogo boys in town. All of your favourite DJs will be on hand to provide your post pride funky soundtrack of fantastic house with the usual plethora of sexy men on the dancefloor.
Heaven Pride Party, under the arches, Villiers St, Charing Cross, WC2. 10.30pm-v.late. £15 adv. Four rooms of top quality sounds at this, the queen of the scene. House on the main floor with regular shows, pop sounds from Dusty O in the Star Bar, R’n’B and hip-hop in the Dakota Bar, VIP schmoozing in the DP Lounge. Tonight: It’s a pride special with LOADS of top acts in all rooms including The Adora Girls, Strike, Tracey Scott Lee, The White Knights’ Nick Tcherniak, Stonefoxx, Laura Critley and much more.
Barcode Soho Pride at 3-4 Archer Street, Soho, W1. Until 2:30am. £4 after 10pm. Barcode Soho are extending thir opening hours until 2:30am for a big Post Pride Party. DJs Oliver M, Gonzalo and Faye Lanson get the party started, giving you a club vibe at bar prices.
Barcode Vauxhall Pride at 69 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE11. Until 6am. £4 after 10pm. Barcode Vauxhall are staying up extra late - until 6am - for the Pride celebrations. A raft of top DJs will keep you grooving all night long for an awesome night out that wont break the bank.
S.H.A.G. Pride Spectacular at Geisha, 75 Charing Cross Road, WC2. Midday-midnight. FREE. Get set for Geishas 12 hour Pride spectacular including top DJs Devilish, Eduardo De La Torre, Craig Daniels and KenCie pumping the best funky house, electro and spanish underground. Check out those tequila shots at just £2 each!
Boxing Clever at The Box, 32-34 Monmouth Street, Covent Garden, WC2. From 2pm. Join The Sharp Boys for a funky fanfare and electro boogie to celebrate pride with a super sexy, relaxed crowd. Running all day.
Lo-Profile at 84 Wardour St, Soho, W1. 10pm-4am. £6 with QX ad B4 midnight, £8 otherwise. Pumping house for pumped bods playing out deeper house and progressive sounds at this popular Soho club attracting a super-sexy crowd.
S.L.A.G.S/Chill Out at Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11. 8:30pm-4am. £8 adv. £10 on the door. Huge dance anthems and commercial house plus the leg-end that is The D.E. Experience on stage at 10pm. Tonight: Pride Night Party special.
Megawoof! at Club Colosseum, 1 Nine Elms Lane, Vauxhall, SW8. 10:30pm-7am. Sometimes you just can’t get enough of funkin’ hunks, and to celebrate Pride, Megawoof is staying open an extra hour. Expect 2 rooms of top tunes, sexy Gogo’s and live visuals with DJs Pagano, Diddy, Daz Saund plus many others.
Beyond at Area 67-68 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1. 5am (Sunday morning)-Midday. £12 Adv. Stay up late with some fantastic pumping house at the legendary after hours party with top DJ talent on deck action across this massive super-club space. Tonight: The Official Pride Party continues here!
Rude Pride at Depot, 66 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1. 9.30pm-4am. £6 QX ad, £8 on the door. There’s an extra slice of rudeness for Saturday night with the usual saucy, sexy fun, nughty cabins, pool tables and scally alley. Complete with pumping house from Stevie B and Paul Martin.
Reflex at 184 London Road, Kingston-Upon-Thames. 10pm-3am. £5. Kingston’s premier gay club dance venue! Also every Thursday (girls only) and Friday (boys only).
G-A-Y at Astoria, 157 Charing Cross Road, WC2.10.30pm-5am. Advance tickets from G-A-Y Bar, Old Compton Street. Best in commercial chart and dance hits at the undisputed palace of pop with top live shows. Tonight: GAY goes ultra gay with live performances from Europop sensations Alcazar and BWO.
Pop Tarts at Village, 81 Wardour Street, Soho, W1. 6pm-1am. FREE. For Soho’s Jammy Tarts! DJ Adamis plays pure pop perfection at this long-serving multi-floor bar popular with a younger crowd.
Salvation at London Hippodrome, Leicester Square, WC2. 6pm-2am. £15 Adv. Salvation are taking the Pride theme of Fairytales, myths and legends and running with it all night. With some fantastic tunes from Miswhite, Sharon O’ Love, Pier Morrocco and much more, head down and find your very own Prince Charming. The first 300 through the door will recieve a free Aussiebum Prie CD. Advance Tickets only.
Hard On at Hidden, 100 Tinworth Street, Vauxhall, SE11. 10pm-late. £15 members/£20 guests. Get ready to rock your cock, stretch your arse and tweak those nipples as London’s only hardcore mixed fetish club returns complete with international porn star gogos, payroom and 2 dancefloors. Strict dresscode of rubber, leather, skin gear or just boots!
The WayOut Club at Charlie’s Bar, 9 Crosswall (off Minories), EC3. 9pm-4am. £10 b4 11pm or £7 if x-dressed, £12 if not in dress after 11pm. Long-running friendly club attracting t-girls, trannies, drags and their admirers.
Freedom at 60 Wardour Street, W1. 10pm-3am. Shake a well-preened tail feather in the swish downstairs club bar. DJ Paul Cooper and guests spin funky house to a mixed up-for-it crowd.
Wig Out at Ghetto, 5-6 Falconberg Court, W1. 9.30pm-4am. NUS/UB40 £5 b4 11.30pm, £8 others. Weekly clash of current and retro pop, from 60s-00s.
Exilio at LSE SU Underground, Houghton St, WC2. 10pm-3am. £5 b4 11pm, £8 after. Popular long running crossover Latino music night.
Men At Work at Central Station, 37 Wharfdale Rd, Kings Cross, N1. 7pm-midnight. The only good thing about all of London’s recent construction work is horny shirtless labourers. Well, get your hard hats at the ready and have at look at what lies beneath that uniform at central station tonight!
Play Pit at 76 Caledonian Road, NW1. 9pm-3am. £5 members, £7 others. Action aplenty at this seedy cruise basement club.
All Day Boots-Only at The Fort, 131 Grange Road, SE1. 2pm-11pm. £6. Naked cruise session. Free re-entry at any time. New one week pass £6 includes locker.
The Hoist at South Lambeth Road, SW8. 10pm-4am. Guests £10. London’s heavy duty men-only fetish club for fuckers, fisters and dirty bastards.
Cruise at Man Bar at 82 Great Suffolk Street, SE1. 8pm-1am. £4 b4 9pm, includes free drink. £6 after. Treat yerself to a bit of man meat at London’s infamous cruise club. Also every Friday and Tuesday.

Sunday 6th July

Shoreditch Summer Cruise at Sundance Boat (From Temple Pier opposite Temple tube) £10 adv tickts. Summer’s here so prepare to cruise down the Thames for a sexy boat party with 2 floors of floating fun. Expect DJs, performers and trannies with an afterparty at The Joiners Arms from Midnight til the early hours.
Matinee Pride Party at Fabric, 77a Charterhouse Street, EC1. 10pm-5am. £13 adv, £16 on the door, £12 NUS. Matinee bring you the official Pride London 2008 closing party with top DJs Pier Morocco, Jordi Light, Oliver M and countless others spinning top tunes ‘til the early hours. There’s a swim wear fashion show from the Matinee dancers and top drag act The Powder Puff Girls will be performing their new single ‘kick it’. You’ll kick yourself for not being there!
S.L.A.G.S./Chill Out at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington Lane, SE11. 2pm-midnight. £7. Dance anthems and euphoric roofraisers from the RVT residents played at this long-running, hugely popular, no holds barred weekly at London’s legendary venue. Razor wit and vocal impressions from the D.E. Experience at 5pm.
Horse Meat Disco at South Central, 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11. 6pm-3am. £5. The alternative alternative. Continuing to pull in the widest crowd from our colourful scene. Crazy characters cavort with gruff bears, muscle boys mingle with superlative drag stars all set to a twisted disco beat.
Later at Fire, South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8. 11am-5pm. £5. The after-after party for the dedicated disco bunny at Vauxhall’s popular club venue. Classic house in the main room. Plus, don’t forget the Later Garden Party complete with barbeque.
Orange at Fire, South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8. 11pm-11am. £10 QX ad, £12 others. The original adrenaline-busting afterhours session. A funked-up dose of house on the main floor and the “sound of now” in the Raw Room playing the best minimal bleeps and blips. Pre-party at Embankment Bar.
Exquisite at The Shadow Lounge, 5 Brewer Street, Soho, W1. 9pm-4am. £6 b4 11pm, £12 after. Indulge in a little glamour this Sunday as DJ Gonzalo will be playing exquisite tunes of funky house with a live PA from Tranny Danny. Dress to impress here, honey!
Sunday Sunday at BJs White Swan, 556 Commercial Road, Limehouse, E14. 6pm-late. Retrotastic tea dance offering everything from ballroom to disco via Latin, Salsa, Jive... and line dancing. A refreshing alternative.
Sexy Sundae at The Enclave, 25-27 Brewer Street, Soho, W1. £5 b4 5PM, £7 after. Hosted by DJ Arran Mann who serves up a set of funky, uplfting house from some of the hottest DJs around. Plus a free shot from the Sunday Stud as you enter!
Lady Lloyd’s Hit Factory at Ku Bar, Lisle St, Leicester Square, W1. 8pm-midight. FREE. Lady Lloyd takes over the reigns every Sunday night playing out pop gems and commercial cuts for a funky, fresh and feisty crowd.
P.Y.T. at Ghetto, Falconberg Court (behind Astoria), WC2. 10pm-2am. £6, £3 b4 10.30pm w/QX ad/£5. Pulling in a nu generation of polysexual, friendly, homo thugs/don’t ask/don’t tells/don’t cares, Beyonce-alikes, nu ravers, lipstick lesbians and other salubrious characters!
Underwear Party at Man Bar, 82 Great Suffolk Street, SE1. 2pm-8pm. £8, includes freedrink + free coatcheck. £6 b4 12. Underwear cruising session. Now with showering facilities. Followed by Cruise (8pm-midnight), admission £5. Underwear Party night also every Wednesday, 8pm-1am (£5).
Ted’s Tranny Nightat Ted’s Place, 305a North End Road, W14. 7pm-late. FREE b4 9pm, £3 after. The infamous West London cruise club holds a new regular tranny night. Forget the camp of sequins & big wigs, this is for the tranny that likes her bloke butch with balls... and for the man that likes his gals the same.
Shoot! at Central Station, 37 Wharfdale Rd, Kings Cross, N1. 7pm-midnight. £5. She shoots, she scores! It’s a big kit orgy in this footie, rugby and sports attire evening full or horny, sporty men. It’s a strict dress code, so those who show up in jeans will be shown the red card!
Club CP at Backstreet, Wentworth Mews, Mile End, E3. 6pm-10pm. £5, £4 w/Clubcard. 1,500 square feet of horny cruise space as Club CP finds a new home. Come and whack one out at this night dedicated to the harsher side of a play...
Boots Only at The Fort, 131 Grange Road, SE1. 2pm-8pm. £6. Naked cruise session. Free re-entry at any time. New one week pass £6, includes locker hire.
Play Pit Jocks at 76 Caledonian Road, Kings Cross, N1. 8pm-1am. Members £5, £7 others. It’s pants! A very naughty night for undie lovers.
The Hoist at South Lambeth Road, SW8. Stark Bollock Naked 7pm-2pm. £10. Take it all off and party as DJ Simon Wallis spins filthy sounds. Then the club opens for regular Hoist boozing, cruising and kinky hi jinx from 10pm-2am. Members Free/£6 guests.

Monday 7th July

Bubblegum at Geisha, 75 Charing Cross Road, WC2. 9pm-11.30pm. FREE. A new night featuring the very fabulous Miss Dusty O play a mash-up of dance anthems, dancefloor fillers and pure and perfect pop at the bubblegum bar.
Luvvies Unlimited at Shadow Lounge, Brewer Street, Soho, W1. 10pm-3am. Open mic starts 11.30pm. FREE b4 11pm, £3 after for non-members. The all-singing, all-dancing music night presented by new mistress of ceremonies Zee Asha, star of West End shows Chicago and Mary poppins. Plus, music from DJ Manny with Richard Link on keyboard. A night for thespians to sparkle!
Bingo Pub Nightat Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington Lane, SE11. 7pm-midnight (Bingo 8:30pm-10:30pm). Free, £1 per game. Join hostess Timberlina in her quest for bingo nirvana. Experiment with Language Bingo, Team Bingo and Transcendental Bingo (?) and catch up on the weekend gossip.
Ku Karaoke at Ku Bar, 30 Lisle St, Leicester Square, WC2. 9pm-late. FREE. The weekly karaoke and live mic session with host Danyl Johnston.
Open at Fire, South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall. 4.30am (Tuesday morning)-10am. £5 w/QX ad, £10 others. Rejoice! The naughtiest afterparty of the week with a distinctly saucy Brazilian accent, plays funky house for a mixed bag of the sexiest, most sordid and sauciest clubbers around. Hot gogo strippers too!
Popcorn at Heaven, under the arches, off Villiers St, WC2. 11pm-6am. FREE b4 12, £8 after, £3 NUs/conc. The Monday night mash-up pulling in a mixed crowd of straights, gays and strays playing commercial dance, underground house and r’n’b across four rooms.
Frat Party at Ghetto, 5 Falconberg Court, W1. 10.30pm-3am. Hedonistic alcohol fuelled debacle taking its inspiration from the infamous USA Frat house parties promising an orgy of inapropriate behaviour.
Seed at Ted’s Place, 305a North End Rd, W14. 7pm-late. £3. Dirty cruise sesh. (Also on Tuesdays)
Boots Only at Manbar, 82 Great Suffolk Street, SE1. 8pm-11pm. £4 entry including free locker. Strictly boots only boys!
Eagle London London at 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall. 9pm-late. FREE b4 10pm, guests £2 after, members FREE. Porn cinema, cruise area and deep sexy beats.

Tuesday 8th July

V Karaoke at The Village, 81 Wardour Street, Soho, W1. 8pm-midnight. FREE. Drinks from £2. Now in the main bar, Lady Lloyd and Camiele Humps host the campest karaoke in town where the public belt out the biggest tracks of past and present. Over 4,000 tracks to choose from!
Pop at Soho Revue Bar, Walkers Court, Soho, W1. 10.30pm-late £3, free with QX ad and NUS card. Weekly fix of pop and commercial tunes. The fancy-shmancy den of gay tomfoolery. Expect fab pole dancing twinks, live pop acts and Miss Dusty O on the decks.
The Parkin Lot at The Green Carnation, Greek Street, Soho, W1. 8pm-1am. FREE. The Parkin Lot entertain! Expect Molly (76) and Carson (18) to mix the tunes as Sophie plays Head Games Mistress. Prizes, Blind Date and more...
S Cavallet at Shadow Lounge, Brewer Street, Soho, W1. 10pm-3.30am. £3 b4 11.30pm, £5 after. It’s Ibiza season! A new night of hot, sexy Balearic beats from DJs Paul Heron and The Oli on rotation.
Comedy Camp at Barcode Soho (basement), Archer Street, Soho, W1. Doors: 7.30pm. Show: 8.30pm. £8 members (+£2 membership). Back to its home venue! The original gay comedy night hosts top weekly talent. Hosted by Simon Happily.
Don’t Call Me Babe at The Ghetto, 5-6 Falcolnberg Court, Soho, W1. 10:30pm-3am. Free B4 11pm with QX ad, £3 after. Fantastic pop night with chart hits and cheap cocktails to have you booty shakin’ all night long.
Eagle Bootcamp at Eagle London, 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11. 9pm-late. FREE b4 10pm, members £2, guests £3. £2 entry in military or skin gear. A horny mix of guys into leather, jocks, boots, military and sportswear. Deep and dirty sounds by the DJs plus porn cinema and alfresco cruising space. Watch out for the bootshine boy!